Question, where does one buy a horse doily, or is that a custom option?

Exactly. I blame the Chinese for buying too many Buicks.

The 1970 Pontiac Trans Am is vastly superior to the 2017 model in every way.

The first gen forester will take on a new one all day long. It just needs a head gasket youth fountain.

(Waiting for the towtruck, I imagine.)

To make Ferrari owners feel a touch of discomfort.

This is the correct answer, Old one is leaps and bounds better then the “new” one.

“If you can fix a Pacer, you can fix a human.”

David, he said he’s already in a monogamous relationship. I’m not sure the Pacer is the best idea.

What the fuck size bikes are you people riding and how do any of these cars fit bikes in them?

I don’t see many anymore. They used to be everywhere. But I’d include it with Rogue.

That’s about what I get towing in my 04 5.7. Maybe less. Anyone who thinks a full size 4 door gas truck is getting good mileage towing is in for a surprise.

A 3.5 V6 is not exactly small displacement.

It’s an exceptional situation. If towing is your raison d’être, you probably shouldn’t buy a Raptor anyway, even if it did return 12 MPG while towing instead of 9.

100k miles of towing is a lot more miserable than spending an extra $5k over the time period would be.

I rented a Ford V10 u-haul, filled it with the contents of a 3000 sq ft house, put a 2100lb 2 axle u-haul car trailer behind it with a 3500lb car on it... and then drove it most of the length of I-40 (heading west) and got better mileage than this Raptor. I spent much of the time from New Mexico to the California…

Yeah but your average speed was probably 15-20mph less which makes a huge difference.

It’s a pathetic figure that made driving this truck on the highway genuinely miserable. Even though the ride was actually really quiet and smooth, having to fill up that 36-gallon tank every 350 miles pained my heart and pocketbook.

Around here, the worst drivers are piloting shitty cars with paper plates and license plate frames from a BHPH lot.

I actually find the Muranos to be worse than the Rogues. Though these days they look so similar that I’ve given up trying to tell the difference from a distance.