I need 5. Now.

I remember we used to call these “Shep”, because they were as willing to roll over as an over-excited border collie!

It was the 80s… It’s highly unlikely that snow was the only white powder involved in the decision making!

As anyone alive in the ‘80s could tell you, it’s actually a mobile delivery platform for hairdryers and curling tongs… 

Awwww! What a cute little Jeep! 🚙

I remember looking at a ‘93 Geo Tracker when I was 15. It was 4WD. On the sun visor, they had a label on it that said “not for off road use”. I got out, walked away, & never looked back.

As much rage as I’ll get for saying it, the Samurai/Jimmy is everything the Defender wishes it could be.

That squiggly graphic down the side fills me with an inexplicable white-hot pants-shitting rage.

The commercials for it probably weren’t as catchy as another mini ute’s were.

But also for cars

Had a friend in college that rolled Samurais for fun. Different time.

I call those “Saved By The Bell” stripes. It’s a peculiar aesthetic.

I actually remember that. I feel like that 90's graphic is today’s fake fender air vents.

All failures can be forgiven if it can do stoppies.

-waits for the police car version with doormat stinger-

I’ve always liked these quite a bit but please hold the “Cars Just Want To Have Fun” decals.

You clearly don’t understand the ‘90s.

Local governments are almost universally populated with sad little people intent on making a show of their little power.

Sadly there are so many who will not get that reference. Or this one:

“Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.”