You just wait... the next innovation will be eliminating the touch screen.

Which one of the Emoji’s killed Paul Walker?

Planning is the key to any bike ride for sure!

Nitrous is only dangerous to the vehicle if you are redlining it in 3rd gear like Fast and Furious... I’m not kidding, listen to the engine; it is in 3rd gear the whole way. No. Ducking. Way that car is in 5th.

See, I can’t go 40 let alone 35... hell, you must think I’m Lance fucking Armstrong (who was a hell of a cyclist) to be able to keep up with traffic. Bikes and cars don’t go the same speed which is why I Stay out of the road when possible.

If you tell your boss you are going to Burning Man is that an automatic drug test when you get back?

I only ride bikes on trails and side streets because YOU SUCK AT DRIVING YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Signed in just to star you...

Truth is that it’s really just a giant catsup stain.

It’s not Aliens... it’s Uranus!

It’ll buff out?

Seriously... his name is Wang?

Also...

Does Magnificent Seven have Wolverine in it!

Granted, I skimmed the article but I immediately thought of this...

This may be a dumb question but...

Nuke it from outer space... It’s the only way to be sure.

Rolls-Royce On Upcoming SUV: Don’t Call It An SUV

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Why don’t they just turn Gizmodo into a porn site and get it over with....