The 3rd odd thing is that the wheels are still there...

Because he could kill someone while leaving cars an...

Ebay!

Are you the OMGPONIES from the KAISERMACHEAD banhammer days??

1st of all... Jellystone is A super fucking volvaannooooooooeeee

Snore

Off... scary as shit that way

I fucking Triple Dog Dare you to go 252 MPH on the average American freeway.

Exactly, we’ve been scientifically measuring things for about 300 yrs (give or take) and the Earth is roughly 4 Billion yrs old so...

IC-UP?

Are the TAKOS available on Tuesday by any chance...

It hasn’t killed anyone yet?

A facebook satellite was destroyed in a massive explosion?

Alfalfa Romeo (Romeo as in the Shakespeare guy)

Ha! Came here to say just that... at least it wasn’t valuable... or loved by anyone.

FUCK NO!!!

Is the STOP decal ironic or just amusing... I’m really terrible when it comes to irony.

In asphalt 8 I pronounce it “click, gee-tar”... Mercedes needs to start using words instead of ABC 123 XYZ PDQ. That naming thing they do just annoys the hell out of me but I will never have to worry about actually owning one.

Damn, I’m Jones’n for a really dope pun and I gotta get a fix.

The real star of the show is going to be the IC-UP.