“making sure that others don’t get written up for trivial shit like this”

That’s Yakety Sax...

You couldn’t be more wrong about that.

i was thinking the salt flats.

This thread is going to hell and btw, they called a yellow cab. Obviously.

If the option presented itself (and the cost was within grad student budget), I would buy this.

The ap says there is one nearby, but he’s not responding.

Nah she took a Lyft, no Uber drivers were around.

News reports say McQuiggin drove away from the scene of the accident and ditched her Porsche in a nearby restaurant parking lot. It’s not clear how she got back home.

Not enough rust, current owners aren’t inbred, not a jeep. Sadly, no

Nahh, there isn’t enough wrong with it yet.

For $80.

$80 says David is thinking about buying this

Let’s be honest. Her writing’s about mocking the unwell uncool kid for laughs. It’s not about how ‘scared’ she is or anything like that.

Ride public transit and get over yourself, lady. There are all kinds of people out there, and...that’s fine.

I’m trying my best to picture the target market for this thing...rich British coal-rolling rednecks? Do those even exist?

But for real, where do I sign up for the job of punching all these YouTubers in their faces, taking their iPhones they plan on fucking destroying anyway, then giving that shit away to people who are too poor to own something that nice?

Community sponges? Eww. Just grab a couple of paper towels and some hot water from the tap. Works every time, but I only drink it black.

I used to work at a place where your “random” screen suspiciously came up right after your birthday...

In my opinion in a corporate workplace you should never tell your boss about anything you do outside of work.