See, I can’t go 40 let alone 35... hell, you must think I’m Lance fucking Armstrong (who was a hell of a cyclist) to be able to keep up with traffic. Bikes and cars don’t go the same speed which is why I Stay out of the road when possible.

I only ride bikes on trails and side streets because YOU SUCK AT DRIVING YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Signed in just to star you...

It’ll buff out?

This may be a dumb question but...

Nuke it from outer space... It’s the only way to be sure.

Rolls-Royce On Upcoming SUV: Don’t Call It An SUV

The 3rd odd thing is that the wheels are still there...

Because he could kill someone while leaving cars an...

Ebay!

Are you the OMGPONIES from the KAISERMACHEAD banhammer days??

1st of all... Jellystone is A super fucking volvaannooooooooeeee

Snore

Off... scary as shit that way

I fucking Triple Dog Dare you to go 252 MPH on the average American freeway.

Exactly, we’ve been scientifically measuring things for about 300 yrs (give or take) and the Earth is roughly 4 Billion yrs old so...

IC-UP?

Are the TAKOS available on Tuesday by any chance...

It hasn’t killed anyone yet?

A facebook satellite was destroyed in a massive explosion?