Alfalfa Romeo (Romeo as in the Shakespeare guy)

Ha! Came here to say just that... at least it wasn’t valuable... or loved by anyone.

FUCK NO!!!

Is the STOP decal ironic or just amusing... I’m really terrible when it comes to irony.

In asphalt 8 I pronounce it “click, gee-tar”... Mercedes needs to start using words instead of ABC 123 XYZ PDQ. That naming thing they do just annoys the hell out of me but I will never have to worry about actually owning one.

Damn, I’m Jones’n for a really dope pun and I gotta get a fix.

The real star of the show is going to be the IC-UP.

Hafler TRM-6 with Hafler 12" HT sub for the overkill desktop solution!

Hafler TRM-6 with Hafler 12" HT sub for the overkill desktop solution!

“Waste Heat?”

So the subwoofer goes in the front then... yeah?

And it’s an Oshkosh... by gosh!

There is a Lich King but how come there isn’t a Suh King and a Fuh King?

Trucks and Coffee?

It’s no problem, just a small issue with the right front Giblick... I’ll have to go out and manually traverse the Shwimvars in order to re-align the fung shweylaas. Stay here and make sure the turn signal fluid doesn’t drop below .5 PSI.

If they made a Mustang hearse it could potentially take a few extra citizens to the grave on the way...

185 MPH?

Oh... I generally don’t watch the videos, thanks for the info. I didn’t even see the play button actually as it blends with the car. I am more of a reader than a watcher and writing an article where the rest of the info is in a video super fucking annoys me... a whole bunch.

Despite a very 1960s insensitive nickname

Best way to lie (if you must) is to base it on some sort of truth... however sketchy it may be, at least you have a basis for your actions or whatever. That way when you are required to explain yourself you are not just standing there with your dick in your hand trying to pull smoke out of your ass.