bourneagainjedi
Bourne Again Jedi
bourneagainjedi

Say again... ?

I understand the concept... the idea... I understand everything...

I’ve gotten a $400 speeding ticket once... Once! On a side note, my father hung me on a hook once...

This is direct from the IRS shared income website...

A better question (sorta off the subject) would be... is the “Google” going to become the First International Currency?

That is a whole lot of Sexy and I’m not easily impressed by swoopy sports cars. Does it have Sidewinder Missiles or something because it just looks like it should. maybe. have a machine gun at the very least.

I was going to say, “What National Park is that?”, but then I thought I had better google it and find out. But I didn’t want to because I just knew it was going to be like googling “blue waffles” and I don’t wanna see that shit right now. But I did it anyways and...

I get yelled at every. single. time. I say Jellystone, Yosemite Sam National Park and the Big Titty Mountains.

From the front it looks a bit like Pamela Anderson or Dolly Parton...

Does it go One-Eighty-Five?

And then someone please tell the people at Asphalt 8 about how these ads are annoying.

So...

This looks like delicious BBQ for some weird reason...

Shouldn’t the older ones be cheaper what with depreciation and all?

Are you sure it’s not because speeding tickets are fucking expensive as hell?

I hate serrated knives... period.

But what if it had spinners... yo?

I guarantee someone’s thought of that and you will see it soon.

Yeah, lots of rules but not rocket science.

HA... !