dollars to donuts that this innitiative is purely investor-driven drek. The phrase “a platform with a suite of digital resources such as purchasable rules expansions and virtual character sheets” is so corporate that an Excel sheet suddenly opened in front of me.

We’ve had several movies and shows since Eternals without a single mention that the Earth now has a giant dude sticking out of it.

Or, hear me out. It’s showing what women go through at work and in life?

Lol

You want this man to die BEFORE he can see everything he’s worked for humiliatingly stripped from him and forced to face the consequences of a life built on lies and hatred? Where’s your humanity?

He is not on trial for defamation. He already lost that trial and was found liable when the judge entered summary judgement against him in November because of his “willful noncompliance” with discovery.  The proceedings now are just to determine how much it is going to cost him.

Oh, how I hope this bleeding, sack of diseased shit gets what’s coming to him. The pic of him when the attorney said he knew he was lying will make me sleep comfy and cozy tonight.

“Accidentally” sent...

I mean, in-ground pools are just wet holes in the ground. What a weird take.

Serve it over rice with a fried egg on top, and you’ve got the delicious Hawaiian breakfast Loco Moco!!

This is like if Untitled Goose Game shifted to a JRPG at the halfway point where you now have to save the world from some ultra-powerful behind the scenes entity that had been manipulating the residents of Goosetown into its cult all along and you had to defeat him with QTE goose antics.

I would have loved if you hadn’t fired your last editor.

Yeah, the whole “it’s just like having an expensive cable package again!” meme is so fucking stupid and incorrect and I’m so tired of hearing it.

If someone did a smart spoof movie in the Top Secret/Naked Gun tradition but for 90s nostalgia and the Miramax movement... I’m gonna watch it.

It’s funny, I would have thought “My Own Worst Enemy” (1999) came out much closer to Clerks (1994), but I looked it up because I’m a pedantic nerd. But yeah, it works perfectly in this trailer.

Nancy, if she lives, deserves to go off to college and meet someone better than either of these two dudes -- both of whom seem likely to die next season anyway.

I wouldn’t be cheering on the “El Saved Max’s Life Parade” right now, she’s restored vital signs to the body, but is Max even in there?

The Americans used music better.

Elizabeth Moss’ c̶u̶l̶t church is probably at least as bad as Pratt’s, but, while that definitely raises eyebrows, I don’t see The AV (Gossip) Club calling her the “Worst Elizabeth,” or ranking her against Banks, Olson, Hurley, or Debicki...

I never understood the group consensus that Chris Pratt represents some specific Evangelical evil. It sounds like his church operates that way at an organizational level, but HE strikes me as a kind of “apolitical centrist” type: complacent with his privilege (which certainly sucks, to be fair), but not actively…