I’m hoping she just did irreparable damage the orange buffoon. Not only for 2024, but in the immediate future. There’s nothing I dream about more than a televised orange perp walk.

Am I getting ready to blow your mind?

Maybe we should try things... even if they won’t immediately work? We might even try things that don’t work, but eventually something that will work?

It’s no fun when the kids are sampling songs that you used to like that sampled other songs from the past.

It’s always fun watching the next generation grow up and believe that they’ve discovered something.

Does calling a hot dog a bologna sandwich just further muddy the waters?

I took his advice on how to screw over the McDonald brothers and now I have to close thousands of restaurants in Russia. Damn you Keats!

Sandworms! You hate ‘em, right? (laughs) I hate ‘em myself! 

I took his advice on how to banish the living out of my haunted house and nearly got eaten by a sand worm. Never again!

How old are you? Not judging just wondering if its an age thing

“take it from me, spend more time with your kids and/or intellectually diminished clones, you’ll never regret it”

I took Michael Keaton’s advice about running a prostitution scheme out of a morgue and it led to a long prison sentence. Never again 

Can’t someone just comment on the Reva character with it having absolutely zero to do with what trash people happen to have been saying? Who gives a shit? I also like the character and have sung her praises without pausing for a nanosecond’s thought about what some asshole might think about it.

Mass shootings have overtaken the fatality rate of canceraids

Now we’ll never get answers to such burning questions as, “What the hell is going on?” and “Why the fuck should anyone care?”

“And if you’re sending her bullying messages, you’re no Star Wars fan in my mind.”

I guess the charitable take is they didn’t think it was necessary at the time. Looks like they learned their lesson about their fans by now.

I remember when trolling involved having an understanding of the subject and writing a careful pastiche to parody a person’s position.

Obi Wan and Luke owes a helluva lot more to King Arthur than LOTR.  

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