Next film shoot with Gina Carano should be interesting, unless Disney gets their shit together and cans her crazy ass. 

I’m on the same page as (my imaginary BFF) Rachel Maddow...did the dog eat his fucking homework?!? Did he forget to grab his opening statement off the printer?!? 

I grew up with Godfather’s in Nebraska, and though I’ve eaten pizza across many different geographies at this point, I will still absolutely get DOWN with a Godfather’s taco pizza when I’m home. Godfather’s other pizzas I’m willing to admit I like mostly due to the nostalgia factor, but the taco pizza is damn…

And don’t forget by pretty much all accounts he’s on a fuckton of pills. 

i can (and do) absolutely respect someone’s right to abstain from drugs and alcohol but the fact that trump used to go out to like studio 54 and stuff means he was a creepy sober dude, i assume just scanning the crowd like a hawk trying to pick off the drunkest chick from her herd.

Susan Cheever wrote about the history of alcoholism in her family and, more broadly, the history of alcohol use in America in her book Drinking in America. One of the things she mentions is the genetic component to alcoholism and how it manifests as erratic behavior even in family members who don’t drink.

I doubt drinking mixes well with the uppers and other downers he’s on. 

His brother apparently died of alcoholism, and for once in his benighted foul existence Dump decided to learn something from it. Or he saw it as a sign of weakness. Probably the second one.

He famously has a weird handshake for men, where he pulls the other person’s hand in to throw them off balance. I think it was Macron that wouldn’t let him do it? Him holding May’s hand was all about proving dominance and reducing her to a child. 

This is the right take.

She couldn’t really take her hand back, so she was stuck...

This rules

Another hot take: given the sales numbers quoted there, he quadrupled a very very small number.

Oof, there is a lot to unpack here.

I like Snoopy well enough, but reading through the Complete Peanuts books, I realize that he did start to dominate the strip in the 70s.

As usual, streamer news about someone of whom I have never heard and makes me feel old. But of all the stupidity exemplified by shitty guys in this story, the Minecraft quote sticks out to me for some reason.

I dunno, I apparently couldn’t tell the difference between them and a little paper bag full of crystals

You’re all here to test me, aren’t you.

Soooo.... you’re saying I should eat them?