There is absolutely nothing preventing McConnell and the GOP from introducing a bill in the Senate tomorrow that replaces the ACA with true single payer healthcare and putting an incredible of pressure on the Democrats to support it or look like the biggest hypocritical chumps in history. Just like there was nothing…

Nope! Have him make it the center of his campaign! Please let him promise to rip that healthcare right out from under those Dump voters and be sure to tell them all how much they’re supposed to like it. Some will obviously believe the lies that it’s in their self interest, but fuck them, they’ll believe anything their…

But guysss! It’s just a jOkE! Can’t you take a joke? It’s not like this is a hit list...Snowflakes! Subscribe to pewdiepie.

Right and the “LIVE ACTIOn” lion king is like all CGI animals but called live action?

Exactly! I feel like gaming is a “guilty” pleasure because admitting to being in as deep as I actually am would probably give a lot of people the wrong impression of me, in a really negative way I’d prefer to avoid. I’d feel guilty, if they knew.

Trolling the dude video chatting his long distance girlfriend is a time honor tradition... but it has to be done in a certain way or its just creepy.

If you regularly video chat your gf where your presumably male roommates have the opportunity for shenanigans, you’re gonna get shenanigans.

i didn’t realize it at first but i was absolutely perusing all of these to make sure i wasn’t in there.

When I was living in the frat house, my roommate’s mom came in and did the exact same thing. We didn’t even have toilet seats in that bathroom, and there she was, on her hands and knees washing the floors with bleach. She then came into our room and asked me if I was going to pick up the pair of socks that were on the…

We had this suite of rooms in college (six bedrooms with shared living room, bathroom, kitchen) that was handed down from guy to guy over the years, so it was almost like a small fraternity house.

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

Brandon:
He liked to strip near-naked in the background while I was video-chatting my girlfriend.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…

I don’t know if a single Michael Avenatti could be a considered “a bunch of people.”

No, it’s not. He definitely obstructed justice, and the Trump Tower meeting should have netted Don Jr. in jail, but what has really changed? We won the House and have a good chance of winning in 2020.

“It’s the look you go to when you lose your hair” if you have a lick of sense. Otherwise, you indulge in elaborate tonsorial confections that fool no one.

I can’t believe anyone ever fell for this guy’s bullshit. He was so clearly a con man from day 1.

I look almost exactly like Jason Statham. It’s the look you go to when you lose your hair :( 

To be fair, they did a number on Neel when he said that it felt weird to express joy - like it was a non-manly thing to do. I agree that it’s more subtle than maybe some viewers would like, but they’re not ignoring these things, they just focus more on mindset and emotional subjects because they’re better TV. No one…