bourgeoismiddleman
bourgeoismiddleman
bourgeoismiddleman

you are god damn right!

Sam Bee is a national treasure.

it’s not. lethal injection is potentially far worse than firing squad in terms of pain infliction. but it’s sanitized for the viewing audience and general public, which is what they care about.

If it came down to personal choice, I think I’d take the firing squad.

Witnesses don’t have to see gore and violence, therefore magically better.

Ethically, it’s no better or worse in the sense that someone’s intentional death is the goal. So whatever your ethics are on that point, they’re equivalent ways of removing life from a human.

serious, though gross, question: how is this ridiculous chemistry experiment any better—ethically or otherwise—than death by firing squad?

That would imply that Trump can keep his focus for any length of time. His administration has been characterized by ADD-like inablity to sit down and get shit done. He bounces from one random thing to another without rhyme or reason. Hell, he just started a trade war with Canada over issues he can’t possibly win

Good news like this just makes me suspicious now. I’m always on tenterhooks. My current paranoid thought about this is that Cheetolini is planning on starting war with the North Korean dictatorship soon, so he doesn’t really care what happens with the budget. He’ll get to spend all of the moneys on things that go

“Governor LePage of Maine, who, by the way, has lost a lot of weight,” the President of the United States said. “I knew him when he was heavy and now I know him when he was thin and I like him both ways, okay?” 

Why in the world would you hold something like this over Easter weekend? That just seems stupid.

My OG favorite is sweet apple but it has a bit too much sugar for me. I haven’t tried the chardonnay but I trust you implicitly and will give it a whirl.

1:00 p.m. For lunch, I enjoy a concoction of lentils, cherry tomatoes, cucumber and feta in a bowl. I throw in a Trader Joe’s garlic and herb chicken sausage on the side (protein is very important!!!!!). I also may or may not have had the rest of the pinot grigio from a bottle I had open—it was only like one large

To be completely accurate, Peak Oil won’t really happen when there’s Not One Drop of oil left - there will always be oil in the Earth, probably lots of it.

It cannot possibly be overemphasized, that Republicans in Congress are exempting themselves from the worst parts of their bill. There is a special place in Hell for this level of hypocritical selfishness right next to all of the self-enriching Christian evangelists.

You can defend most crimes this way.

From TNR:

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

Did you hear diarrhea was hereditary?