You know, not always. Small towns don’t often have taxi services and you can forget about Uber or Lyft, and you can get ticketed for sleeping in your car. He should have never driven in the first place. I’m just pointing out that access to alternative means of travel in the middle of nowhere are few and far between.

The backwardness of the “drugs pouring over the border” angle is astounding. First, most all of the weed smoked in the US these days is grown here. No one wants to smoke the Mexican product. Second, the the drugs that are ruining the rust belt are prescription opioids, made by the companies that funded his goddamned…

Yeah no. I’m not wasting my twenties in bum fuck Alabama. Plus I’m not white soooooo tend to prefer liberal cities less obvious racism and sexism there. Are you actually mad at people for moving where their lives will be better???

“Vaughn, a 28-year-old adult”

I love how people think that saying it’s a joke somehow negates the fact they’re being racist or sexist. Who cares it’s only a joke!! Said every bully ever.

This attitude is part of how we got Trump. Once it’s down to two candidates with a legitimate chance of winning, you pick the better candidate. The battle for a better candidate in that slot is already lost. 

Better a millenial than another jaded boomer. I would rather no experience than years of bad experience at this point.

My Boss has one of these...and it’s legit. When the pack is expired the machine will give 0 fucks and not do a damn thing. A co-worker of mine grabbed the “expired” packs and squeezed them by hand and said they were fine, although from a full bag he got like...maybe 8oz of juice.

Yes, let’s make sure we shoot ourselves in the foot because the candidate is not the most ideal, perfect (for whatever potential group wants to define the term!) candidate to ever run for the position ever!

I love the part where this is a fucking juicer with DRM.

Ha! This warms my cold, black heart. Today was a good day, with this and the Chaffetz news.

I could see Trump offering Bill a position. They’re clearly cut from the same douche canoe cloth. Besides, we already know Trump loves the snot out of him.

My favorite scene in all of Good Eats, and I so wish I could find a clip.

The juicer reminds me of what the internet will look like after the Right gets a hold of it.

Things don’t look good for FCA in particular. The company recently killed off two mid-sized sedans—the Chrysler 200 and the Dodge Dart—and seem to be focusing on selling large trucks and SUVs.

Somewhat related, people who ride their brakes/illuminate their brake lights without actually slowing down. It’s especially infuriating to be behind a driver who does this several times a minute. If I can find an escape, I’ll take it every time rather than suffer behind them for a second longer than I have to.

omg... reminds me - I know someone who has the worst pedal control ever. riding in his car, I seriously thought he was doing it on purpose. we’d be fluctuating between 60-80 - and not like, slowly speeding up, it’s full on kickdown. I don’t get car sick. but then again, I realize I do.

THIS......

People who brake on the highway.

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…