I did a quick google and found that most people have a lung capacity around 6 liters. I’m going to go ahead and doubt he has 33% more lung than most people.

20 years ago people like you were the type of person that would say at parties, “I don’t even own a television!” with the implication that they were superior and more cultured. I was bored by those people back then too.

I just used up the last of the canned chicken I bought that day. What a moment in time that was.

Every time I walk through Downtown Disney outside Disneyland there’s a huge line at the Starbucks, while there are plenty of other ways to get caffeine very close by and with no wait. It’s just a horrible strategic decision to opt for that specific coffee drink when you’ve paid for a day-long ticket. Plus, I’m going…

As someone with Type-II Diabeetus I’m tempted every time I see an Ozempic commercial to push my doctor to get me some. Improved diabetes and weight loss? Awesome! But the fact that it makes food unappetizing is a no-go. I fucking love eating! Sure, that’s kind of slowly killing me, but I love food!

Coming soon to... oh let’s go with Apple Plus, because Brolin probably wouldn’t work for the TV-tier streamers.

I have spent several minutes trying to make one of these out of Octopussy, but no success so far. I’ll keep you updated.

One time, I had a room filled with barrels containing high-proof mushroom hooch, you know, separated from my room filled with pre-packaged mushroom and monster meat casseroles. The dragon that I had caught in a trap and painstakingly ‘tamed’, which had immolated dozens of outside invaders in defense of our dorffort,…

I saw an ad this morning; it said “in theaters now” and I was shocked.

Imagine you’ve never seen a 3D movie outside of the local Science Center’s showing of some documentary about kelp. Then watch a pretty decent James Cameron SUPER EXPLODY movie shown in 3D that is a massive technological step beyond said kelp movie. It was absolutely fucking rad and I saw it three times. None of the…

I bought a CPU and got this game for free. I should probably try getting past the tutorial again someday. It seems like there’s fun in there somewhere I just didn’t see it immediately.

There’s also a plaque in a San Francisco alleyway marking a prominent murder location from The Maltese Falcon. I will say it’s pretty great looking at a map of the city while reading that book. 

I personally like salted. It’s like a Payday or a Salted Nut Roll candybar, but in a smaller, customizable form.

Being the only place 20 years ago to deliver via bike directly to my dorm room was the main reason I liked them. Those tiny sandwiches are the basic menu, and they go great on a shoestring budget. 

Literally the only negative thing I’ve got to say is why didn’t they give themselves haircuts before impersonating Imperials? It strained my credulity for a spy/heist story to overlook that, but you know what screw it, this show is great.

Shout out to my local spot - Burger Patch in the Sacramento area. Really great place run by really nice people. 5 locations and growing!

I stopped the list shorter than I wanted to because it was getting too long.

I should definitely say that it’s been about 15 years since I’ve had a Blimpie sandwich so I can’t possibly give a good review. I just liked it better than Subway even before Subway started sucking so hard.

The strongest nostalgia I think I will ever feel is for the heyday of LucasArts in the 90s. X-Wing and TIE Fighter, Day of the Tentacle, Sam and Max, and Monkey Island. Just a pile of huge hits.

As one of the few people who had easy access to a Blimpie and Subway 20 years ago, I’m kind of amazed Blimpie didn’t take off like Jersey Mike’s is now.