Hey, say what you will about 45, but pork-chop-onna-stick is actually pretty healthy!

I’m going to check out V-Sync immediately when I get home. I didn’t tinker with the settings at all when I installed and my rig hasn’t whined this hard in years.

I think the blue RS in the article photo is 20 miles from my house. HOW CAN I RESIST!?

You know Ocarina of Time well enough to have a strong opinion but know nothing about Marvel. That’s an interesting Venn Diagram, I feel like there’s not a lot of one-but-not-the-other people.

I’m apparently in a small minority that thinks it smells like nothing. A week ago I grabbed a flower and took a big sniff because my wife complained about the jizz smell. All I smelled was a slight floral smell, and I certainly don’t smell anything when walking around nearby.

Speaking as a Californian, lounges are where you go to have tech bros harangue you about their latest jargonjargonjargon while you just want to get a damn drink (which is inevitably a poorly-made negroni). They’re also very loud because each place also wants to be a dance club for no reason.

All efforts on the eastern border makes me think of the minimal nod and wave I get from CHP at the fruit-check stand.

Knee Deep is a decent brewery, but honestly all these micros have started to feel the same. Here’s our Oatmeal Stout! The IPA! The Superinsane Hopped-up IPA! A Pilsner! And something fruity for the wine drinkers!

I just had the guy at the dealership completely wave me off from Goodyear. He told me they were the worst by far in my price point. I got the feeling that they’ve been coasting on name recognition for a while.

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Yeah, top heavy.

My most-conservative, talk-radio-listening, pain-in-the-ass coworker got locked out of the Kings game tonight. His cubicle is next to mine. Anyone have a one-page handout I can give him so I don’t have to listen to his bitching all day tomorrow? Just some BLM facts or whatnot. Maybe I’ll just call in sick before I…

One story down from this one is Streisand cloning her dog (I can’t bring myself to read about it, am I right that there’s more than one clone?). I suppose it’s just down to how much we care to spend on rhinos.

I’m a big fan of my kevlar jeans with hip pads. You don’t have to advertise your gear if you don’t want to.

Am I weird that whenever I enter a car’s blind spot I try to psychically signal the driver? I spend those few seconds saying “See me see me see me” in my head. It’s worked so far.

You’d be surprised to find out that the TMNT movie is basically the first story arc from the comics. They didn’t change a whole lot, if I remember right (it’s been a few decades for me for either).

I bet you a dollar that there’s lawyers or department heads or something that don’t want the brands to mix or else they’ll dilute each other or something stupid.

They’re tasty, it’s interesting that Canada doesn’t do fried cheese curds since it’s huge in Wisconsin and the northern Midwest in general. To make them into poutine is very wrong though, I expect the fried batter would just get gooey and nasty.

My wife talked me out of buying a Herman Miller Aeron a few months ago. I bought a Gamer Chair instead for 1/3 the price. I regret it. My new chair is actually on the boring end color-wise, but multiple people have said it looks like something out of a starship. I could have had a masterpiece of design.

I have two ideas for a figure skating game: gonzo fighting game-like combos with crazy anime styling, or one of those strategy games from the perspective of a coach where you’d choreograph and plan the element timing along with managing your athlete’s fatigue and health.