I could put my commute on Facebook Live tonight if you’d like. I’ll be driving a manual that’s nothing but fun on a twisty road on a straight highway 20-40 mph below the speed limit for around 40 minutes.

I’m torn about Lance giving anyone shit about doping.

PolishSlavAryan. my brain. oh, my brain.

Well, since he will be the most physically fit person ever to hold the office, I predict he’ll get even more fit and become a fitness singularity that consumes the entire CrossFittiverse in an explosion of vanity and ankle sprains.

I’m going to re-read American Gods, a story about, oh shit! (SPOILERS)

Don’t worry, I despair on that subject. Roe is going to be on the docket the first second they can get it there.

I’ve thought about that. I am politically useless where I am here in northern California. I grew up in Iowa and sometimes I think I should go back just to keep things evened out a little. Also, as a white man I’d feel kind of crappy trying to get into politics in this diverse place. My mom would be thrilled and…

Terrible silver lining for me: in my opinion, 2020 is going to be the most important election ever. Someone always says that, but 2020 is going to determine how redistricting is done after the census. All those gerrymandered districts have to be fixed. So, Hillary was going to be hounded for 4 years and get very…

Good news - from what I found in 5 minutes of google, the horse died of natural causes many years later.

Dammit, I can’t handle Artax today.

Oh yeah, I would definitely do so, but hopefully that’s the first and last time for me. I thought about calling it in still, since how many baby blue ‘89-ish Cutlass Sierras were there within 500 miles of me at that time?

Have you guys noticed an uptick in the usage of the Wayne’s World “...NOT!” construction lately? It’s kind of confusing to me, since I thought that was cool for like 4 months in 1991. 25 years later, is it really old people who never stopped using it and just discovered the internet?

Man, I missed this one, too!

I’m fairly sure my super white family from the northern midwest has only a passing notion of what collard greens are, just as a counterpoint. You’re mostly right, nonetheless.

Oh man, this movie. Perfection. My deep and abiding love for Claire Danes began 20 years ago today. No matter how insufferable Leo gets these days, he’s got a pass from me because of this film.

I have a Goliath PC in Storm King’s Thunder. We’ve just started, but there’s going to be a lot of negative reactions.

It is currently dangerous, if you go to the right spots. Head to the Tenderloin and check out the squalor. Stroll out to the Mission Street BART stops at midnight and work on your personal definition of ‘wary’.

Hey, I’m nice! Just this week I let the party long rest without an encounter.

It’s really fun if you like the extreme sandbox. It’s got no real story but what you make yourself, and there’s plenty to make. The good news is that the fun is there to be had:

Dammit, these are supposed to be *Ghost Stories*! I should be able to have a little shiver and then rationalize that ghosts don’t exist and we’re all just dirt when we die. I do not approve of all these real life scary dude invasion stories! ESCAPISM OVER REALITY!