The first time I touched a boob was in a car just like this. Also, I can tell you that the speedo needle will disappear behind the dash if you get going fast enough. Ah, to be 16 again.

Dear god no, a 13 year old will happily never clean one of those, until you’re taking them to the ER for some sort of dick fungus.

I tried my hand at a type of campaign design called 5x5. You have 5 major plots with 5 major events, and that fills out a long campaign. I threw my players in, with rumors about each of the 5 things, and a bunch of mixed encounters. I told them that I was ready for anything they wanted to do, just pick a direction and…

There are two ways to go - The first chapter of Storm King is pretty easy, but it moves quickly until you blast into the main story. The Starter Set is very easy to run, takes its time, and meshes 100% with the second chapter of Storm King... but costs you more money on top of the Storm King book. Both are quite good.

This is exactly how to explain Benghazi to people, in the mythical scenario where you could have a chance of changing a person’s mind.

My Californian gf does, for the record. It’s very confusing.

You know, I’m pretty stolid, but this is rapidly approaching the point where I curl up into a ball and die.

Don’t forget that ‘gay’ used to be the best insult they had, but it stopped being an insult so they had to find something else!

See, if Schilling is exactly that guy, just that he was lucky enough to be good at baseball, too.

Yeah, one of the interpretations of that word is specifically a black man having sex with your wife.

See, thanks for proving my point. Yes, it’s short for cuckold, which is supposed to be worse than worst in terms of insulting your average man-boy on the internet. I mean sure, it’s kind of insulting, but to a certain type it’s the ne plus ultra of takedowns.

The best argument for Trump is a lie told many times. It’s good she went ahead and memorized the talking points, I suppose.

Don’t forget cuck. I find it wonderful that that insult is only an insult to them, and (statistically) everyone else has no idea what it even means.

I once found a dead spider in my belly button. I felt seriously creeped out and more than a little overweight.

I don’t know what I think about all this, but I know I’m excited to see them suck on a giant TV in four kays! That shit’s going to be VIVID! Plus, I’ll have nowhere to set my Craft Beer because there are no cupholders in the Golden1 Arena! Lastly, I paid for part of that shiny monstrosity, so you’re welcome.

Hey, I’m on your side, I promise! I think any and all companies should attempt to have their employees diverse and integrated, and that this has not been the case for far too long.

It’s good we’re on the same side there, but what I’m talking about is different. If a man walked into a business and replaced 60% of the leadership positions, all women in favor of men, it sure would be noteworthy. My second point was that if Mayer actually was being discriminatory, it seems kind of amazing that she…

Because 1) no one said it wouldn’t be/isn’t (but I would say it would be more like depressing rather than shocking in the opposite case), and 2) ditching 60% of your workforce seems like an awful lot and poorly concealed if it was discriminatory.

Does shucks count? I say that far too often.

I scrolled through the comments thinking, “Wow, lots of support for Tristan, that’s weird.” Then I noticed it was all you.