You know, I’m pretty stolid, but this is rapidly approaching the point where I curl up into a ball and die.

Don’t forget that ‘gay’ used to be the best insult they had, but it stopped being an insult so they had to find something else!

See, if Schilling is exactly that guy, just that he was lucky enough to be good at baseball, too.

Yeah, one of the interpretations of that word is specifically a black man having sex with your wife.

See, thanks for proving my point. Yes, it’s short for cuckold, which is supposed to be worse than worst in terms of insulting your average man-boy on the internet. I mean sure, it’s kind of insulting, but to a certain type it’s the ne plus ultra of takedowns.

The best argument for Trump is a lie told many times. It’s good she went ahead and memorized the talking points, I suppose.

Don’t forget cuck. I find it wonderful that that insult is only an insult to them, and (statistically) everyone else has no idea what it even means.

I once found a dead spider in my belly button. I felt seriously creeped out and more than a little overweight.

I don’t know what I think about all this, but I know I’m excited to see them suck on a giant TV in four kays! That shit’s going to be VIVID! Plus, I’ll have nowhere to set my Craft Beer because there are no cupholders in the Golden1 Arena! Lastly, I paid for part of that shiny monstrosity, so you’re welcome.

Hey, I’m on your side, I promise! I think any and all companies should attempt to have their employees diverse and integrated, and that this has not been the case for far too long.

It’s good we’re on the same side there, but what I’m talking about is different. If a man walked into a business and replaced 60% of the leadership positions, all women in favor of men, it sure would be noteworthy. My second point was that if Mayer actually was being discriminatory, it seems kind of amazing that she…

Because 1) no one said it wouldn’t be/isn’t (but I would say it would be more like depressing rather than shocking in the opposite case), and 2) ditching 60% of your workforce seems like an awful lot and poorly concealed if it was discriminatory.

Does shucks count? I say that far too often.

I scrolled through the comments thinking, “Wow, lots of support for Tristan, that’s weird.” Then I noticed it was all you.

My mom still has the Kirby the door-to-door guy sold them in the 80's. My girlfriend is a Dyson fanatic, and now we have a Roomba too. I like them both, but I have that nagging feeling that I’m going to be replacing them far too soon. Such is life.

Rogue One looks fantastic, I’m not worried.

The person who designed the TIE desk maybe has never sat at a desk. Where do your knees go?

I’m OK with the Finn/lightsaber thing. Kylo Renn got shot with a weapon that blows normal humans across the room.

The fact that I /hate/ a few things about The Force Awakens (JJ Abrams not understanding light speed and interstellar distance, and Mega-Gollum) and still love the movie says a lot.

Elfman’s Batman. Superman wins, but that’s in the same league.