bourgeoismiddleman
bourgeoismiddleman
bourgeoismiddleman

I put my burner password in a file on Dropbox. Best thing I ever did, in the scale of password management.

Sorry, this review was a little too wishy-washy. I’m going to have to see a rating in stars, preferably on a 1-5 scale, otherwise, how will I know how good it is?

I live in Northern California, and there is a solid percentage of the white population that has dreads. Are the potheads appropriating? I can’t figure out where the line is on this one. I mean, your average white-guy dreads look terrible, so I judge anyway, but what’s the social justice angle?

Call me crazy, but a live-tweeted semester of this drama has a book deal written all over it.

I thought Pegg et al wrote an above average script that was hurt by a terrible director.

Don’t worry LE, embrace this cold new reality where people can read what you’re typing into the internet. Don’t you know anonymity is over?

I watched this movie at a bar with the sound off recently. It doesn’t need sound, you can imagine what’s being said well enough.

Good article, I enjoyed reading the logic that they used to make the Ridgeline. I’m kind of sold on getting one in the next few years because I fit their segment really well.

Sleep Train/Power Balance is and always will be ARCO Arena. Before I moved to California, I thought it was just a fun name and a great deep cut from Cake. Now for some reason it’s still better even if I do know it’s named after a gas station.

It hasn’t been before? I saw it in a book once back in about 1996, looked it up in Webster’s, and have used it ever since.

A few years ago, I had a large dinner party and one guy that my roommate invited got really drunk and exclaimed that he didn’t hire women if he could help it because they were more likely to use their sick leave, won’t have to take care of their kids, etc. Hire men, and it’s a way to save money on benefits, basically.

I flew out of SMF two weeks ago, and as we were getting to the tram, my girlfriend said, “Oh, crap the plane is boarding -right now-” So I was nervous for the whole 30 second tram ride until I saw the wonderfully short security line. We were on Southwest with A45 numbers, and got on with the B30 folks.

I think it does its job pretty well. It takes up space in that huge room, gives you something to look at for a few seconds while you wait for tickets, and makes you think about tensile strength of steel cables when standing underneath it. Those are the goals, right?

How is it for noise? I use my current one on my ears too, and I’m a little deaf after I trim each time.

How is it for noise? I use my current one on my ears too, and I’m a little deaf after I trim each time.

Get a stand-up comedian, I figure. Someone who is pretty dialed-in on the issues, and who can think on their feet, and who is able to tap into the weird ad-lib madness that Trump has.

Finally a caddy you can land an FA-18 on...

I’m so happy I clicked this.

Bummer, I’ve only got the one! It’s tasty, though, I promise.

This was the biggest laugh-stifle I’ve had to do in a long time. Thanks, I might have a hernia.

When I was a kid, action figures all had the same two body types, slightly different heads, and only vaguely resembled the actors/characters they were based upon. THESE LIFELIKE ACTION FIGURES ARE RUINING MY CHILDHOOOOOOOOD!