I wish that Amazon would keep track of when I search for something then immediately buy it! Thanks for the ad for the thing that was delivered yesterday, Amazon, but no thanks.

Thanks, I knew you were about to be buried under a wave of “ZOMG UR SO WRONG 240 YEARS” So I thought I’d try to lighten the mood. Happy Friday!

I respect your passion.

See, before I thought you were just an idiot and an asshole. Now I can see the trolling, so good improvement. Next time, try to make a snappy comeback faster than 19 days after the fact.

I would love to see that island from the first reboot game in a movie. All the layers of destroyed civilizations mixed up really made that game for me.

People were /mean/ to me about the things I thought were cool when I was a kid. It took effort to be a nerd! I can relate when people get upset that it no longer is hard, in social terms or in terms of access, to be nerdy. I stop relating when they act like jerks about it though.

This game was such an important part of my early adolescence. On snow days, we’d head over to BJ’s house and drink hot chocolate while passing the controller until we beat that thing. The conversation ranged from how awesome the TMNT were to which girls were cute. Glorious nostalgia.

In fact, the physics follow the opposite rule—hitting a box from the right side will cause the mushroom to fall out of the left, and vice versa. It’s a realistic scheme, albeit a hard one to expect young players to notice on their own.

Maybe, but if you think about it, it’s some crappy out-of-the-way planet that falls -lower on the list- than the last place you’d look for the Millennium Falcon.

I can’t remember if I loved 3 and was disappointed by the lack of innovation in 4, or loved 4 and was disappointed by 5. Seems like that says a lot.

I agree that the donations and other various moneys should be completely transparent to anyone who wants to look. I’m just impressed by a business owner shouting their views from the mountaintop and probably losing customers over it. I suppose if you’re inclined to put up a sign calling out Obama as anti-freedom,…

There’s a fitness place by the highway that I commute on. It has a video board showing stuff related to the place, like they apparently have one of those rooms full of trampolines, which sounds rad. Unfortunately for me and the owner of the business, for a few years it had a graphic saying “Obama 1, Freedom 0" on it.…

I know you’re being very definitive about it, but I learned the term taint as “T’aint the balls, T’aint the ass” So.

If Kevin Johnson succeeds in getting my tax dollars to pay for a second arena in downtown Sac, I’m going to burn it down myself.

Man, if I were eavesdropping like that I would have at least gone to the railing above him instead of just standing there like a creeper.

Now, public toilets are free and either out of order or disgusting. Progress!

Linda Hunt will always be Shadout Mapes to me.

I had a Lumia as my first ever smartphone. This winter I went over to an Android flagship, and I really (really, really) miss WinPhone. Except, then I hear about an app, look it up and can download it immediately. This is the problem, and I think it is enough of a problem to consider Windows to be a dead mobile OS.

Oh, this is the one that will make me cry? OK I’ll take it. Good words.

I’m with you 100%. Mid word in a text? Screw you, some rando with an 888 area code needs to talk to you.