Oh, I figured they just deleted all the feet.

You know what, I’m going to bust out Rogue tonight. It’s been on every hard drive I or my parents have ever owned, but it’s been a while. Back to chasing the (greased, blessed, +3 Silver) Dragon.

I was mostly trying for a Hot Take there. Arby’s is sauce heaven, no matter the form.

Horsey sauce is where it’s at, poser.

I agree on one level, but I have seen some serious looking dudes driving some very tall Caprices in some very serious neighborhoods.

This is my first choice. While I like the ability to print wirelessly, do I need it?

I got my home printer because of the one we have at the office. I know all the things that could go wrong on a printer like this, and the list is short.

This is my first choice. While I like the ability to print wirelessly, do I need it?

I got my home printer because…

I’m very excited that he’s back to being terrifying in Star Wars: Rebels.

Wait. Romy White invented Post-its. She invented a special kind of glue.

That takes me back. At one point in time, I had a TIE Fighter boot disk, a Warcraft boot disk, and a Doom boot disk, each configured slightly differently. I couldn’t get SimLife to run at all.

Cosmo Garvin and the Sacramento News & Review are heroes of democracy. In Sacramento we’ve always kind of known that KJ was corrupt, but to see it printed and having him fight so hard against the little guy and lose is very satisfying.

Wind Waker is getting finished, I’m loving it. I’ve gotten charts for about 70% of the map and I just finished the second run through the Forbidden Fortress, plus all that exposition after. It’s really too bad that they didn’t launch with a new Zelda game for WiiU, a second screen is the perfect addition to the…

Zelda games I have loved but not finished: original, II, that one on Gameboy, Ocarina, Twilight Princess, (still playing) Wind Waker HD.

I’m entirely too upset to see ED-E hanging out with the villain.

In all fairness, everyone looks that disheveled during an Iowan August.

This is so much better than the usual orangutan comparison.

I was set to predict Splitting The Check as the odds-on favorite at this point, but I split a tie with my vote.

I’m with you on Candyland, but how is Chutes & Ladders bad in that way? You could argue that any game with dice is terrible by that logic.

Anyone who argues that they couldn’t help doing something because they were just so turned on is an emotional child.

I love that the one guy not wearing a helmet is probably in the most danger. “Nah, I got this turban and a buncha hair underneath! Ain’t no thang!”

I don’t know why, but this is the best Trump-won’t-get-elected news I’ve heard in a long time. I feel like being loathed by over half the voters should about do it. We can relax, like our Mon Cal friend here.