bourgeoisfig
BourgeoisFig
bourgeoisfig

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

John Lennon was an abusive fuckwit whose jealous rage made him want control of every aspect of Yoko’s life, and he fucking sucked. Even if I can respect him as a musician, I am incapable of respecting him as a human being.

It’s really not that difficult if you prioritize how to fit it into your budget. My boyfriend and I try and do one big international trip per year. We start thinking of destinations about a year ahead of time of time (usually on the last day of a vacation), which gives me ample time to save up. I definitely prefer

omg i LOVE them and the yellow in your dress!@

No I'm dissing an aboveground tomato pool for chipmunks by calling it casserole, bc that's what it is.

Are we talking about pizza or tomato casserole, here?

Pizza. Who doesn't love it? Why wouldn't you? Oh, I don't know, maybe because IT IS KILLING CHILDREN, YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER.

When speaking of someone from El Salvador, you drop the El. It's just Salvadoran.

Fuck your dreams of being outta of the grey

Take me with you!

I'm stuck in the greys. Help me get out, please.

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a

I did my graduate work in a small town in eastern Washington. It was a pretty stressful program in a rural area with very little to do. One night I needed to get out and blow off some steam, so ended up joining some friends for karaoke at a local dive bar.

I'm spoiling myself with some take-out lebanese food after 6 hours of cleaning the appartment after my poor poor cat got fleas. He got fleas when I took him for a checkup at the vet, and I've never delt with them so I'm in full paranoia mode. I don't know if I cleaned enough!!

Man. It's really not too often you come across a literal first world problem.

What a treasure that show is and was.

Girl, I'm gonna need to see that photo :)