Petition: Bring Back Snorks is seconded and the motion carries, Ms. Hope.

Rainbow Brite is a chubby-cheeked kid. I don't know who the hell this teenager is.

I was bartending a shift for my restaurant's fifth anniversary when three uppity college girls came in and preceded to order elaborate, handcrafted cocktails all night. They were mostly just hanging out to win some of the prizes for our company's anniversary celebration plus snag free food. I mean, they're college…

I hope she's resting peacefully in the basement of the Alamo.

i hope some bee-jones baby marries an arnette-poehler baby and make the funniest person of all time.

Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!

Does the ghostly dildo remain hidden so other people can not see it if it's ah . . . being used? Asking for a friend . . .

Can we use the comments on this post to talk about ghost stories? I don't think I can wait for Halloween to hear some good ones.

It's almost as if she isn't married to a black man and doesn't have black child.

The Guy I'm Seeing is allergic to dogs, of which I have two. This was never really a problem before because we were never that serious and never expected to be in it for the long term. Now, however, our "never that serious" two-year anniversary is approaching, and a discussion about our relationship is imminent. He…

This is a very strange reaction to this lawsuit. Producers told her she would be blurred, she wasn't blurred and you are basically telling her "too bad"?

It's also possible when she signed on the show wasn't called Dating Naked. Reality TV is a terrible beast, and contestants/performers are bait and switched all the time with last minute production changes and decisions.

... as long as the drone sends the RSVP by the required date, I don't see a problem.

Well it's women hating because we are quickly headed back to the days where desperate women seek deadly solutions to unwanted pregnancies in the shadows of back allies. Furthermore, this individual should not be using an official work-related e-mail to 'answer on her own.' I think I'll feel free to express my…

Thank you for sharing. It's hard to know what your money is supporting nowadays

I've been pretty frustrated about SCOTUS and the Hobby Lobby decision this week. Yesterday I sent an email to the publishers of Clean Eating magazine, Yoga Journal, and Vegetarian Times expressing concern over their acceptance of advertising money from Eden Organic Foods, whom I feel don't fit the seemingly liberal,…

Why is no one wearing helmets?! I know they're not sexy and it feels so good to have the wind in your hair but...brain damage isn't sexy either!

I've never commented on a blog before or joined a site like this, but I did just because I had to say that you are my favorite person ever. THANKYOU. I've been saying this for years and I thought I was the only one who felt this way. I wish people put more emphasis and gave more congratulations on actual…

Interesting. The song, I feel, should have been on the Dangerous album. It's that good. The animation was weird, but not bad. I actually had thoughts of this when I heard about the hologram:

It's insane to think about this usage of his image being used. They could go on tour with this hologram and people would buy tickets. It's as if he never died, in a way, and that's really disturbing to me.