I’m nearly done with this 12 point star blanket! It’s only 26" across but squishy and pretty. I also started gingerbread cookie dough and a baby cocoon because why not.

I’m in the grays so this will most likely go forever unnoticed, but I just read this article about Louisiana’s US Senate race. I’m donating to help put another democrat who can stand up to Trump into the Senate. Plus, his election this year will make flipping the Senate easier in 2018.

Ladies, I went to an amazing Trump Protest in downtown LA today. We started at Macarthur Park and walked to the Federal Building. There were so many people: so gracious, so diverse, so kind. The signs were so smart, so funny, so thought provoking. I love LA for being the most diverse city in America.

This isn’t exactly scary, as it is pretty weird and a little sad and paranormal. It’s also kinda long, but it really happened to me this year.

I’ve never posted, so this might live in the greys forever. But!

My mom tells us not to talk about it, but there is something sensitive about our family. We feel things, and then we bite our tongues to prevent bothers from thinking we are nuts.

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

I told my mom’s story a few years ago and I think it was an honorable mention. That story still creeps me out but here’s one from my childhood that I actually witnessed.

I know I’m late to the party, but here is a truly scary story - you might say it was a matter of life and death.

I demand that everybody stop having children altogether. Children are gross.

Also, it’s amazing how often people of color actually do have the same issues as white people.

never before the video had anything happened. NEVER.

Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?

People keep saying “neurotic” like it’s a bad thing. Refusing to sit with my back to the door at a restaurant has kept me alive for this long, thank you and shut up.

I went through my closet looking to find a new pair of socks this morning, and to my complete surprise I found a fifth manuscript from Harper Lee. It’s clearly the original one! It’s called “The Stars are Full of Racists” and it features a cryogenically frozen Scout who is awoken in the future and has to confront the…

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

Why didn’t she just adopt?

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT EYELINER IN JAIL INCIDENT?