For the love of all things secular! Can I please get out of the grays?

That's a whole lot of 'MERICA!

My mom gave some of her human valium to a stray cat who was terrorizing our yard one summer in an attempt to catch her and bring her to shelter. The valium totally had the opposite effect on the poor cat and our problem went from pretty bad to holy shit in a matter of minutes.

I'm really glad that Laura took a stand and went after this guy and that her employer is supportive and understanding. What concerns me though is that in her rant, she felt the need to point our that she was wearing loose-fitting and non-revealing clothing and no make-up, somewhat implying that women who wear tighter,…

I think it was for our own good. The world isn't ready for more baby pig footage.

I'm in the grays so no one will probably ever see this. Either way, I have a weird, but totally honest question.

One Saturday morning during my toddler years, I woke up before the rest of my family, and wandered out into the living room, excited to have the remote all to myself for Saturday morning cartoons. I turned on the TV, flipped through the channels, and got particularly invested in an episode of "It's Punky Brewster" (my…

No amount of money can replace what he never had to begin with.

"Shit! Shit! Shit! Now I'm going to have to touch all of these little pieces. Who knows where they've been..."

Some of the trees in my neighborhood are already starting to take on their fall colors, and earlier today I found myself getting pretty bummed about summer ending. BUT then I remembered that I kind of really like early fall. It's winter that I dread, and sometime that gives fall a bum rap.

I know a couple with this same problem. They are very serious, have been together for YEARS, but they live apart for this very reason. They have separate apartments, but they live in the same building, which gives them a lot of personal space that is very close to one another and a lot of freedom and convenience for…

Lye is actually commonly used to make some foods like pretzels and lutefisk and can have it's place in the ktichen...it's well labeled place.

So would you say, then, that she was "asking for it?"

"It's a great time to be an almond farmer." Are you serious? Do you read/listen/watch the news at all? Ever? The entire state of California is in the middle of an intense, three year drought. It's a horrible time to be an almond farmer.

The syrup pumps are usually .25 ounces, but that is still a lot!

Ok, then. This is TOTALLY creepy. That open mouth is just too much.

Are the pictures above of the actual dolls being left behind?

or where you assume a teacher is a woman.

She included her boss in her response to my email! If she was comfortable enough to do that have a feeling the above email represents the predominant attitudes of the company, but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe when the good folks of AIM Publishing return to work after the holiday weekend, I'll receive some kind of apology. I…

I have a feeling you're right- you'd be wasting your breath trying to tell her otherwise. When I forwarded this email to her boss, though, I did recommend that in addition to discipline, she receive mandatory biology classes. I don't think he'll care since she felt comfortable enough to cc him on the above email.