Something like a cross between ping pong and volleyball on a grass field with a net. Apparently.

Where do I lodge my complaint about the multi-syllabic, multi-octive grunt-moans? I do get there are things you do in tennis with your stroke that are routines, but if you’re still doing it when the ball is in your opponent’s court about to be played, I think you’ve over-spiced your gumbo at that point. I’m probably…

Damn, for the briefest of moments, I thought we were going to have an Deadspin-worst-stories-inspired reunion. I was about to start the chanting JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

HO. LEE.  SHIT.  DUDE.  

What a twat.  

I can’t believe this video doesn’t end with Cardinal Fan leaning over to try to retrieve ball from the now-busted M light and plummeting to his demise while hold ball in air in victory.  It seemed inevitable to me that would be the Cardinal Way.  

You’re a fucking tool, bro.  

“until someone innocent (maybe even a child) who just wanted to enjoy a sporting event gets caught up in and possibly injured because of your “stance.””

Whoa. Back that truck up. Did you just lump the Nationals in with the Yankees and the Cowboys?! I’m not an avid baseball fan, but I’m a recovering Orioles fan, and now a Nats fan, fairly passively I guess. But come on now, is this some personal baggage of yours? How can you possibly defend equating the Nationals, in…

It is “bad” if you are businessman who desires to continue to be successful and whose customers view your public actions as bad and decide not to be your customers anymore because of those actions. Pretty simple. He’s free to support any politician he wants and solicit support from others for same. And his customers…

Damn you!  I mean damn that video!! Why did that bring me to tears?!  I’m in a different climate, I’m sure that’s it.  And the bourbon.  I’m not even crying now, why would you make something like that up?!

It took me more than a minute to jog my memory. This should help.

that was awesome, both of those videos. Thank you for posting. I love the call of the race. I also love his “heck with it, why not me?   I just have to work a little harder.” narrative.  The speed of that kick, the amount of ground he covers as he overtakes, in a race of that length is nothing short of amazing.  Maybe…

I don’t even know if it was unlucky, but it certainly wasn’t dumb.  Watching the angle of the shot he’s taking at 0:50 of that video, it sure looks like if the defender doesn’t get his foot on that, the shot is going to be tough save to make toward that left post.  The deflection may have been the best chance at…

Politics?  Your hole in the sand misses your head.  Best get back to it.  

Well I like it!

This post needs citation.  

And yet, here we are talking about their lawsuit, right?  How ‘bout that.