Not much of one, apparently.  

So maybe tell Pens GM to shut his fucking cake hole? I mean, how does he think that ends?

Albert, Hank Johnson would like a word with you.  You aren’t giving enough consideration to crowded places capsizing.  

You are correct, it does not mean that!  But swing coach isn’t better at swinging the club, he or she is expert at getting others to swing it better.  Doesn’t change your point though IMO.  

You know, she’s right, too.  Fucking Ed.  What a disappointment, this guy.  

There’s no need to choose between the two, they’re both amazing feats for me!

I don’t get high, but I really enjoyed watching this.  Seems like lots of good advice, but also with some features that would REALLY mess with a too high person.  And that also was entertaining to me.  I especially like where you pet and coddle that bread at the end.  I’m sober as a judge and that ... kind of freaked…

Have you ever been in a dark room? I mean the kind for developing photographs. The doors they use are kind of like a round booth. You open the door from the outside, step into the booth and close the door behind you. Then you open the door into the dark room and step in. These are usually lit by red light, but you get…

At a fundamental level, the purpose of a check is to separate the player from the puck. So for a check to be legal, it has to be delivered to a player who has or is playing the puck. There’s a little bit of leeway here, you can generally “finish” a check, which is to say a player who has just played the puck can still…

You don’t say.  Do you think you could get him a short-term contract with a Swedish club?

Oh yeah, they TOTALLY have that Fukushima nuclear plant working just fine again. Nothing to see here folks, just Godzilla-sized cow. Keep moving along ...

Oh stop with this nonsense. I think it’s reasonable to stipulate that Nate Silver knows a thing or two about modeling, what works and what doesnt, based on both successes and failures. He backed up his opinion with why he thinks this new modeling is trash with specific criticisms. Take issue with those if you like,…

I mean, this is basically everything your HS-aged kids tell you about their “epic stories” or whatever. You listen to them talking with amazement, and all you’re thinking is, chrissakes are you daft? The bending and bowing mean the structure is weak, get out of there!! And then I force myself to think of my 16-year…

No, that was the chain link fence coming down as the students rushed the field. My son was there and he described the chaotic scene to me. And it’s honestly a miracle those stands did not come down. He showed me pictures he or one of his friends took of the empty bleachers and they are completely bent and bowed from…

I know that makes a fun headline, but watching it live, it sure looked like Foligno asked and Wilson obliged.  Maybe not because MN had just scored in a game that Caps had all the momentum so it made more sense for Wilson to create a spark.  Either way, this was a VERY consensual affair.  

Sure, but you can also flip that coin. Did the players eating fries know that they were about to meet with the person the team had hired to address diet and nutrition, among other things?  I’m willing to assume yes as the concept of managing players’ diets is nothing new to professional or even college athletics. …

Sustained.  

I prefer to pronounce Thomas’s name as TAY-ter. Like Tater Tot. I think he’d like the homage.

I was wondering this! Shouldn’t there be an asterisk saying something like “The Penn Quaker did not return calls at the time of publishing ...” or “The Penn Quaker was on assignment in the field and could not attend ...”   Not cool, Penn Quaker, not cool.  

OK, work with me here. I see Gritty, the new Lax Bro thing, I see the Eagle and the Sixers ... dog??, the Fanatic, the tennis ball head guy that I guess is their expo tennis team, I see Villanova’s Wildcat (Wil D. Cat, to be precise), Temple’s Owl is there, I’m guessing one of those other bird deals is St. Joe’s Hawk.…