They said Buffalo Peen is much leaner.  

Turns out Gisele was much more prescient than we knew!!

I mean, you kind of have to hand it to the NCAA on this one. Just when you think you fully understand the depths of their depravity and douchebaggery, they throw you this curve slider thing. The charade is usually really transparent and so incredibly dumb. But this is so incredibly dumb and ..... really really…

The book Bad Blood https://www.amazon.com/Bad-Blood-Secrets-Silicon-Startup/dp/152473165X about this whole saga is a great read. It’s fascinating, but in a witnessing a car crash kind of way. The journalist John Carreyrou who wrote those articles and ultimately this book does a great job laying it out.  And the story…

Holy shit, the dumb is strong in this one.  

I enjoyed watching these cerebral patriots stick it to Big Sneaker. I’m SURE the stock will just be plummeting from here on. I mean, how can a company hope to recover from consumers who destroy the stuff they already paid for? It’s unimaginable. Some thoughts for the individuals:

As God as my witness ..... I thought turkeys could fly.  

I hope so, then maybe we can get another gem of a tweet from Sanofi ....

Whoa.  This works!!!!  

More porn like this please.  SO hot.  

EDIT:  I AM WRONG.  Misread the source of this quote and (over)reacted accordingly.  KinjaLaw will not allow me to delete it (or I am as capable at editing as I am at reading comprehension in this case).  

See?  You don’t know, do you?   (Just kidding, I totally misread who the quote was coming from.)

Yes, mea culpa!   Totally misread.  Thought that was city attorney.  

Hahahahaha. There must be a whole year of law school dedicated to crafting and making statements like this, so dripping in irony like this, with some semblance of a straight face.  It would be remarkable if it weren’t so offensive.  

It will look even better once topped with a bit of ketchup.

But .... is she not worried that someone in the office is going to make her on the shittin shoe routine, and spread the word? I mean, that’s far more gossip worthy. Can’t you just see the email going around:

Crab dribble.  

Well that escalated quickly .... 

Gotta give props to stadium music guy who quickly cued up the Rocky theme as he trotted down to first.  Well done stadium music guy, well done.  

Find a different hill to fight on then.  You’ve chosen a really ignorant one, something you claim to abhor.