This is so dumb. What a bunch of stupid neanderthals.

What the hell is this now. Didn’t want to take on apple pie or hot dogs, so you’re attempting a take down of buttered pop corn?! Walk away Patrick. Or should I say “Comrade Patrick.”

Wow. Team Orange should see if they can get a sponsorship deal from Cheap-Shotting Pussies ‘R Us. They are excellent ambassadors of the brand. You don’t just learn that come in from behind and hit while he’s not looking kind of technique. You’re born with that kind of talent.

Based on all the advice of different lengths you should get, and definitely take the advice of getting some used clubs lengthened, please get yourself fitted. Fitting is a great idea for most golfers, but especially someone of your height who is just beginning. The reason is this: you’d probably figure out how to…

Raise your hand if you also had to look up kayfabe.

Wondering where you learned that? I can’t say it’s not true, but how would that data be collected exactly? I’m not much of a fisherman (very occasional), but I’ve released lots back into the water, crabs and fish. And they always just swim away. Now maybe a “substantial number of them die as a result of being…

I’m a bit disappointed. On the heels of the Harper helmet misfire, I am really hoping for a batter to pick up the ball, charge the mound and gun it into the pitcher. That might get pitchers to start thinking twice about whether to throw at a guy, knowing it might come right back at them from closer range. Baseball…

“Dangles it.” NOT Angles it.

I have a question. Honest question, and I don’t want MMA or really boxing in years. That punch knocked the guy onto Queer Street. He wasn’t sort of staggering, he was falling down in a heap, his legs just didn’t know it yet. But my question is does MMA encourage the hitting on the way down part of this? I mean…

Do you think there will ever be a day where we are told ... why. For the love unholy hockey gods, WHY???? I don’t think there will ever be a day. I’m pretty sure I’ll sooner get a VIP tour of Area 51 and get to bring home Alien rinds from the gift shop.

You left one off and I don’t understand how. It’s maybe one of the most obvious:

I really thought it was not possible for me to dislike this guy more. I have avoided hearing him speak. I was wrong. What a cunt.

This has to be said. Whiffle ball bat beer bong is a step backwards. Not progress. Bad job Indianapolis. Terrible.

Since “Will Gordon loves life and tolerates dissent ....” I offer this dissenting opinion for your consideration: IPAs cannot be ranked.

Oh for fuck’s sake with this. I hate the Pens but this is just silly. I was entertained for a minute until I got to the “double hook that should have been a penalty shot.” Come on man. I saw that and thought that easily could have been a hook on the Pen on the right side, he didn’t release soon enough. And Mike…

Wow, thanks. Had no idea. But I don’t think this batter even came close to violating either the spirit or letter of that rule!

Holy crap. Didn’t do enough to get out of the way? I didn’t even know this was a rule? Is it just a college rule? What a stupid rule. How big is the universe of pitches in the course of a season that players can lean into to earn a base that a rule like this would be useful?? Seems like it would be an impossibly…

And it would be exactly the finals the NHL deserves for their dumb playoff seeding and brackets.

Step one, get this: http://www.thermoworks.com/Thermapen-Mk4 (stop bitching about the price. I know. Just get it, it will unleash your inner grilling super hero that’s begging to get out. Save your pennies up and buy it. It will last and works a billion times better and faster than whatever you’re using if not…

Maybe, but he looked FABULOUS for swimsuit season.