I have a question. Honest question, and I don’t want MMA or really boxing in years. That punch knocked the guy onto Queer Street. He wasn’t sort of staggering, he was falling down in a heap, his legs just didn’t know it yet. But my question is does MMA encourage the hitting on the way down part of this? I mean…

Do you think there will ever be a day where we are told ... why. For the love unholy hockey gods, WHY???? I don’t think there will ever be a day. I’m pretty sure I’ll sooner get a VIP tour of Area 51 and get to bring home Alien rinds from the gift shop.

You left one off and I don’t understand how. It’s maybe one of the most obvious:

I really thought it was not possible for me to dislike this guy more. I have avoided hearing him speak. I was wrong. What a cunt.

This has to be said. Whiffle ball bat beer bong is a step backwards. Not progress. Bad job Indianapolis. Terrible.

Since “Will Gordon loves life and tolerates dissent ....” I offer this dissenting opinion for your consideration: IPAs cannot be ranked.

Oh for fuck’s sake with this. I hate the Pens but this is just silly. I was entertained for a minute until I got to the “double hook that should have been a penalty shot.” Come on man. I saw that and thought that easily could have been a hook on the Pen on the right side, he didn’t release soon enough. And Mike…

Wow, thanks. Had no idea. But I don’t think this batter even came close to violating either the spirit or letter of that rule!

Holy crap. Didn’t do enough to get out of the way? I didn’t even know this was a rule? Is it just a college rule? What a stupid rule. How big is the universe of pitches in the course of a season that players can lean into to earn a base that a rule like this would be useful?? Seems like it would be an impossibly…

And it would be exactly the finals the NHL deserves for their dumb playoff seeding and brackets.

Step one, get this: http://www.thermoworks.com/Thermapen-Mk4 (stop bitching about the price. I know. Just get it, it will unleash your inner grilling super hero that’s begging to get out. Save your pennies up and buy it. It will last and works a billion times better and faster than whatever you’re using if not…

Maybe, but he looked FABULOUS for swimsuit season.

I like that the blue catcher keeps his mask on throughout the whole thing. He may be the only smart guy out there. Not exactly brave, but smart.

Overruled. Although nearly condemned for those dumbass pants alone.

Oh the humanity. What a vicious brawl this was. Won’t someone please think of the children?

Oh hey, does Wilbon have any thoughts on what a good sports town is? Just curious if he has any thoughts on what his kind of town is. I’d wait for an answer but I’m going to be busy doing literally anything else.

So I guess the non-call they are talking about is the soft little cross check behind the net right before the goal. To me, that’s a play that happens all the time, it’s a little cheap and could be a cross check or even a vanilla interference by the letter of the rule. But done this way where it’s mostly just a bump…

I like the older couple who are looking at the backside of this video screen, apparently oblivious to the other side of the board. I can only guess that’s like a stores and restaurants map of union station. If we could have audio of that conversation overlaid with the porn, I bet it’s pure gold.

A couple thoughts: