Wow. Did you confuse this write up with an obituary assignment? Or are you Canadian and I just don’t know that. Maybe it reads better in its original German writing??

I don’t think you know where the crotchal region is.

Oh. OK. I guess if that’s all I saw I’d be unimpressed too.

Is it? What do you look for in a highlight reel from a 5'6" HS senior prospect, I’m curious? Seems coaches from Villanova, Miami (committed), Notre Dame, Georgetown, VCU and Virginia Tech, who all offered him scholarships, were just a tad more impressed than you.  

My friends and I messed with cars in a more harmless, if terrifying way.

“Meh. Everyone knows tall college guys can slash and dunk.” — 5'6" Chris Lykes, HS Senior at Gonzaga College High School in DC

Well I guess we should just agree to drink to that.

Oh I don’t disagree with you. But it’s a kind of “out of the Crazy Pan and into the Fire and Brimstone” situation. And I won’t say he’s not bright, but in Congress, speaking from very first hand accounts, he often had a very hard time grasping why his brand of crazy ideas just weren’t workable. Couldn’t see the…

Yeah, but then the joke’s REALLY on America. Because then we get President Mike Pence. And that guy actually believes in stuff, and it’s pretty terrible stuff.

Everyone eats the shells of peanuts. Everyone who is AN ANIMAL!!!!

Shots fired!

yeah, I know. But I think the Jezzies will be torn here. I don’t know, I could be wrong but I was willing to risk these chips to see those cards.

JEEEAAAAHHHHH BRUH!!!!

Yeah, but that’s just a broad, so .... well you know.

I’m not sure anything makes a player look like a bigger pussy than the whole doing the motion of throwing a flag thing. It’s usually followed by the outstretched arms with palms up, what for, maneuver. Several examples of varying degree in this clip. I’m sure I’ve done it myself in the stands or even in front of my…

what a putz.

Easy there, Archie Bunker, your hood is showing now.

No they don’t agree with you. It’s not just that they won’t state that view, they state the opposite, that those two student athletes ARE equal. Are you new? Have you never met the NCAA? That’s the point. It doesn’t matter what I think. The point IS the hypocrisy.

oh yes. I see the difference. thank you for showing me.

Thanks for your opinion, even if it’s a terrible one. My comparison is of the very different brands of justice UConn administers. For a female player in a non-revenue sport who flips the bird, the player encouraged to leave the school, has scholarship pulled, and threatened with blowing her chances elsewhere if she…