Dear Penthouse: It was a hot day in the summer. The mechanic’s blue shirt was unbuttoned an extra notch, showing glistening chest hair. His hands were the rough, strong hands of a working man as they shook mine and I looked into his grey eyes, steely as the tools he wielded.

Well I had been going to this mechanic for years and thought he was pretty solid. A lot of other people went there too, but after awhile his work went downhill. It was gradual so it took awhile to realize the reason I was going was to talk to the other customers in the waiting room. In the end we realized he was just…

Eh, I buy both. Sure, I can save money buying used, but if the options I want are not common, chances are new is the only way to go. Both are perfectly acceptable for the right reasons. 

If Dishwalla is still counting, here’s another one.

Do we even need to mention the salsa shortage?

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

Yeah...

Airbnb has been a cash-cow for folks that were able to put a down payment on a place and own multiple mortgages. But, such an investment doesn’t come without risks. That’s the rule of business.

If they’ve over leveraged, meaning: are paying more in monthly mortgages than they can afford if the demand for airbnb…

It looks like they stole the typeface from a Ratt album cover.

This almost belongs in the Penthouse Forum letters.

Up to 130 with mine

20 years, David Tracy hides in a corner in the post-apocalyptic hell that is the United States of America. Armor-clad police march in columns down the street. Jim Spanfeller, having somehow failed his way into a role as Ivanka Trump’s Vice President, shouts over loudspeakers about beans. People writhe in agony on the…

Imagine owning a Ford Ka in Boston and trying to tell people what you drive

Sorry. I was scrolling through this morning and at first glance of the lead picture for this article I thought it was an article about the Ford Taurus SHO.

Toyota just really wanted a Half-Ton Solara pickup

well he can’t compare it to a new one

Thank you for just putting the pictures in and not using that awful gallery mode.

You be you, Torch!

Lap belts or three point?