Dear Penthouse: It was a hot day in the summer. The mechanic’s blue shirt was unbuttoned an extra notch, showing glistening chest hair. His hands were the rough, strong hands of a working man as they shook mine and I looked into his grey eyes, steely as the tools he wielded.

Well I had been going to this mechanic for years and thought he was pretty solid. A lot of other people went there too, but after awhile his work went downhill. It was gradual so it took awhile to realize the reason I was going was to talk to the other customers in the waiting room. In the end we realized he was just…

Eh, I buy both. Sure, I can save money buying used, but if the options I want are not common, chances are new is the only way to go. Both are perfectly acceptable for the right reasons. 

Bidness is Bidness.

If Dishwalla is still counting, here’s another one.

Do we even need to mention the salsa shortage?

And then one day in the basement of the FBI building, Clarice stumbles on an old filing cabinet marked “X-Files,” and things get really weird.

DS9 has aged vastly better than most other Trek shows. 

“as if taking a lot of damage directly to the dick knocks him out”

Though Hodge was most recently in the remake of The Invisible Man, he also appeared as MC Ren in Straight Outta Compton, the “Black Museum” episode of Black Mirror, Friday Night Lights, and Supernatural;

You get tested. I saw it from my car with the windows rolled up.

I literally had not heard of this movie before this post, so their message serves as a PSA and an ad!

Also....Badgy!

He owns the Washington Post. 

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

Yeah...

Airbnb has been a cash-cow for folks that were able to put a down payment on a place and own multiple mortgages. But, such an investment doesn’t come without risks. That’s the rule of business.

If they’ve over leveraged, meaning: are paying more in monthly mortgages than they can afford if the demand for airbnb…

Thankfully Roku owners can choose whether or not to have these channels display on their home screen. So there’s that. That’s probably good enough for your average user. I never knew these channels existed until I read this article. I’ll probably forget about them before the end of the day.

You can’t go wrong with rooting for Giant Meteor. 

It looks like they stole the typeface from a Ratt album cover.

*Ahem* Horror’s finest tabloid journalist is Carl Kolchak.