What’s wrong with Glenn Miller ?

Ok can someone explain why Lyft is a creditor.

Top 10 Ways to Lose Your Online Audience! 

Everyone who said “Fuck this slideshow” gets a star.

You can take the slideshow and shove it up managements ass. That reminds me of a movie with a great overlander:

Is this a South Park episode?

Jalops: all cars look this same! this is bad!

If I was *this* dumb with my parents car, I would've begged to be locked up until my court date. No court in North America would've scared me more than facing the wrath of my parents.

If only Brosnan or Aston Martin had the leverage to demand they got to be in a better movie.

“Little Doubfire”

Failing to comply with a lawful order from the police is a crime. Here is the TN law, I am sure it is similar to others.

Oh, fuck.

This approach can lick my tisticle.

please dear god no. 

How is it obscure?  

the venn diagram of tesla owners and individuals with only a single credit card overlaps at seth.

Me reading the headline: “I know one: the Edsel!”

sure okay, but these really weren’t good cars

I’m glad the sites you visit have better ads. The sites I like to visit just got them today...