1st: You’re reading too much into revenue and not looking at profit. While the revenue (quarter to 1 year ago quarter compared) climbed ~49% (~$2.6B), gross profits only climbed ~8.4% (~$65.MM to $815MM), that reflects a minor increase in gross profits per unit. On a net earning basis, they’re down ~3.9% (-$11M to…

Well played. Well played.

Ford The Integrated Tether System, so they can license it to other companies

Missed opportunity for the Ford Active Replaceable Tether System.

This is great info for all those people who own cars for 90 days at a time which is (checks notes) absolutely fucking nobody.

Dear Penthouse: It was a hot day in the summer. The mechanic’s blue shirt was unbuttoned an extra notch, showing glistening chest hair. His hands were the rough, strong hands of a working man as they shook mine and I looked into his grey eyes, steely as the tools he wielded.

Well I had been going to this mechanic for years and thought he was pretty solid. A lot of other people went there too, but after awhile his work went downhill. It was gradual so it took awhile to realize the reason I was going was to talk to the other customers in the waiting room. In the end we realized he was just…

Eh, I buy both. Sure, I can save money buying used, but if the options I want are not common, chances are new is the only way to go. Both are perfectly acceptable for the right reasons. 

If Dishwalla is still counting, here’s another one.

Do we even need to mention the salsa shortage?

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

Yeah...

Airbnb has been a cash-cow for folks that were able to put a down payment on a place and own multiple mortgages. But, such an investment doesn’t come without risks. That’s the rule of business.

If they’ve over leveraged, meaning: are paying more in monthly mortgages than they can afford if the demand for airbnb…

It looks like they stole the typeface from a Ratt album cover.

This almost belongs in the Penthouse Forum letters.

Up to 130 with mine

20 years, David Tracy hides in a corner in the post-apocalyptic hell that is the United States of America. Armor-clad police march in columns down the street. Jim Spanfeller, having somehow failed his way into a role as Ivanka Trump’s Vice President, shouts over loudspeakers about beans. People writhe in agony on the…

Imagine owning a Ford Ka in Boston and trying to tell people what you drive

Sorry. I was scrolling through this morning and at first glance of the lead picture for this article I thought it was an article about the Ford Taurus SHO.

Toyota just really wanted a Half-Ton Solara pickup

well he can’t compare it to a new one