How is it obscure?  

the venn diagram of tesla owners and individuals with only a single credit card overlaps at seth.

Me reading the headline: “I know one: the Edsel!”

sure okay, but these really weren’t good cars

Maybe they’re using Alyssa’s Walker’s Ban Cars Style Guide as default?

It’s the world’s only car enthusiast site that is somehow also anti-car.

I’m glad the sites you visit have better ads. The sites I like to visit just got them today...

you deserve two stars from me for “macarenavirus”. That may live forver in my  brain.

Thank you for your service. I meant that extremely seriously.

I guess that’s all part of the

Fun fact: 50% of NASCAR fans are attracted to the sport because it gives them hope that they, too, will someday have the courage to make a left turn despite the ensuing condemnation and ridicule from their peers.

The plastic thing at the center of the pizza is for my sons to fight over.

if one more ad exec or magazine editor tries to imply that maisie williams is attractive i’m gonna start throwing hands

Allegedly they fixed it in 12 or 13 but owners still report high oil consumption.   

I’ve actually wondered if Subaru has fixed their head gasket issues yet. I’ve come to see Subarus as 75-100k mile cars, based on my experience with my 2005 Outback. It wasn’t just the head gaskets, it was the transfer case and CV axles too.

I thought this was an enthusiast website?

Calling the Challenger “wasteful”, while obvious, seems more like what you’d expect coming from a green/electric car website, particularly given that it’s no more “wasteful” than most performance cars. Do you have a fast food blog on the side where you mention in every post…

The amount of Treble being used.

I’m hesitant to make this about Grand Tour when I’m looking forward to Top Gear again but...

In Soviet Russia, presents vote for Tulsi.