Kinja is always broken on every device I use except for my desktop PC at work, from which I am posting this.

Stating that ‘Kinja is broken’ is like stating that your Holley carburetor is out of adjustment - of course it is. 

Yeah, about 2 weeks ago I was interested to read what the commenters had to say about an article and I had to reload 22 times for the comments to load. I would have stopped at 3 or 4 times (like usual) but was curious.and went to 22 times.

Sad as it may be, I only report the truth, my friend.

Yeah, our childhoods just died.  Ouch

After watching it I have 5 words: Iacocca Needs His Own Movie.

So what you're saying is...supply may be a factor?

Yeah, I think I’m just nostalgic for the original site.

The airline industry can’t afford to invest in Fairey tales.

Woooooooooosh!

The day that ad actually autoplays on Jalopnik is the day we all sign off the site, never to return.

True clickbait:

#COTD

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

“To lower our lender’s risk, we had to increase customer dissatisfaction”

Cayenne X911 (not a 911)

What’s next for the ride-hailing giant?

I can’t wait for the following item:

This is the most correct answer and gif. I would star you, but kinja won’t let me star from my phone and hasn’t for a long time.

Am I the only one who was thinking it was going to be a Max 8?