I despise Trump as much as the next guy, but that was some stretch armstrong reaching injecting politics into the last paragraph there! I’m actually impressed

Now you need a phone holder that sticks to your tablet, and a tablet holder that sticks to your laptop and a laptop holder that sticks to your desktop, then you can have a Russian doll set of devices.

After watching it I have 5 words: Iacocca Needs His Own Movie.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.  

So what you're saying is...supply may be a factor?

So that’s what Paul’s entrepreneurial opportunity is...

Yeah, I think I’m just nostalgic for the original site.

The airline industry can’t afford to invest in Fairey tales.

Woooooooooosh!

The day that ad actually autoplays on Jalopnik is the day we all sign off the site, never to return.

True clickbait:

Cowboy Kneepop.

#COTD

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

“To lower our lender’s risk, we had to increase customer dissatisfaction”

... and it’s gone (from YouTube, anyways).

Spotify Radio’s problem vs. Pandora was never the UI or the lack of a separate app. It’s that their radio/variety/matching/shuffle algorithm is AWFUL. I tried using it for ages, because I’m a dyed in the wool “just stream related music I like into my ears I don’t want to pick anything” person, and they never came…

Cayenne X911 (not a 911)

I think this is the only time I’ve ever seen Sprint be fast at anything.

I liked the theory in the video that TOS took place in an era of increased need for data security, and thus more things were kept as physical documents. More generally, I find the notion of some event causing the “regression” of the broad technology in use. Though I expect we’ll never see such a thing happening, I…