Wrap the kiddo up good and take them outside to play. Fresh air will do both of you good :)

Lol - truth re: the escorts. I used to read TheDirty.com as guilty pleasure, and it would expose a lot of women who are traipsing around the world posting at luxury hotels, on yachts, etc... and the man is never photographed. As if she’s getting paid by the venue to post - sure... when it’s pretty clear they are…

Your poor husband. He truly sounds like a delight though. 😂 These things can happen to the best of us!