Exactly! Like you can say whatever you want and guarantee on support in Oregon, California, NY, etc. Let me take you to Montana, where I live. Pre election we were very purple, which may surprise people on the coast: extremely popular democrat governor, 1/2 senators democrat, state legislature very mixed between…

I’ve had a coworker not mute herself while using the toilet on accident, which is something I think anyone who’s worked from home has feared doing. It was embarrassing but I get it. But why are you masturbating during a meeting?

I still love me some Martha. I love that she owns that she went to jail; that she, not Snoop, is a felon. I love that she cooks for her staff who are quarantined with her. I love that she is imperfect, wasn’t a good mom, and doesn’t pretend to know it all. I also love that she is absolutely horrible at captioning her…

Overall good take. I am loath to blame their transgressions on them. Like all child stars, they suffered because they were exploited. I do think the media has been really unnecessarily harsh on Miley Cyrus. She did some stupid stuff at a time in her life most of us do stupid stuff. Vanessa Hudgins, on the other hand,…

And totally shadows the weird joke about pride month. The ending was funny, but you could hear the crowd recoil when he said the part about enslavement. 

Yes!!!! Cow print and ugly red nose! I’m impressed

Honestly it may have been a goose- it had a red ugly beak. I wasn’t injured but I was surprised

Srinagar, Kashmir, India. There’s a massive public garden there that’s just incredible. The garden LD climb up in the foothills of the Himalayas where you can see some old ruins. Fortunately there was also a public toilet stall up there because I really had to pee and you absolutely cannot go al fresco in a Muslim…

Bret Engemann. His dad was an exec at Capital Records who signed a lot of big names like The Beach Boys. He’s related to Larry King too by marriage and was supposed to appear on this season of the Bachelorette

Let’s talk about Heather. She owns a Medspa called Beauty Lab Laser. If you are curious about Utah Mormons, take a gander at her employee, @lipsbyreagan on Instagram. The spa caters to mormon mommy bloggers like Amber Fillerup, Rachel Parcell, and SaraJane Warner. The most popular treatment other than lip fillers?…

Ugh what a nightmare! Hopefully this time it’ll be better

You too! My first was born on an uneventful day so my only memories are of watching 90 Day Fiancé.

I think this time is different because i know what’s going to happen and I’d rather have something to look forward to to keep my mind off the fact that we’re all doomed

I’ll be 20 weeks pregnant on election night and I’ve decided (with approval from my Dr) to have a glass of wine that night. However, my doctor decided to tell me I’d better take really slow sips because this election will last until I give birth in March. Pretty sure Covid will go away faster than Trump will

He’s not as nice but he can be when he needs to. Like when someone is overly hard on themselves, he’s there to reassure. It sort of makes his compliments seem more well earned?

I live in a red leaning swing state and I think most Biden supporters are too afraid to put signs up. 95% of my neighborhood is voting for him but all 5% of Trump supporters put up signs

Jezebel hasn’t learned from 2016, even though RBG passed and we are in trouble. As a pregnant person awaiting genetic testing results wondering if I’ll need an abortion, I feel this viscerally

This may doxx me but I used to work for the natural gas utility in that part of Wyoming, which was a direct beneficiary of the mineral rights of that ranch. There was no fracking there then and they wouldn’t need to do it now. But don’t take my word for it, take the Jezebel author and some rando PhD candidate (their…

Low key fuck 2020

Not a disaster but more of a moral issue. My husband demolished the wooden patio at our old (built in 1905) house, which was at least 30 years old, in order to install a deck made of paver stones because our cat liked to run outside and get stuck underneath in the middle of the patio. There’s only so many times you…