Well you’d tip over into the hate if you are lucky enough to get it. It’s like the Covid of diarrhea

The worst part I left out of my story was I’d spent some time living in India years before (not on a spiritual holiday, working as a lawyer for a group associated with the Dalai Lama) and has never gotten sick there so I though I was pretty savvy with food safety. Another hipster lesson: usually it’s not the (Fully…

Finally my moment in the sun! Let me set the stage: I was a bit of a princess back in the day: had never used a squat potty, peed in the woods, etc. My husband and I went to Myanmar for vacation and spent some time in Mrauk-O, which is like Bagan but in the Rakhine province (yes, of concentration camp fame) so no…

I hope his “life-changing” memoir includes his time doing coke and ecstasy on a beach in Nicaragua circa 2007(? 8?), sleeping with women 20 years his junior, as witnessed by my husband, who bought his coke from ol’ Catfish Parlour waiter Matt. Seriously I would not take life advice from Matthew or my husband, for that…

Agreed. I took it in Colorado and you could bring them, they just had to be in a plastic bag. In addition to my period, I also had stitches on my leg that opened up during the exam. In order to leave my seat, I had to be escorted from the room by the police to meet a paramedic to get... a bandaid. I am now known by…

Even if it were “lying bitch” a congressman called a congresswoman today a bitch so I guess it’s ok to use that term in politics now

I think it’s a combo of the severity of the burn for the type of injury (since it was 3rd degree) and that I just live in a small town with no crime

First of all, autocorrect changed “vibing” to “vining”. Your story definitely wins! The real key detail to my story I left out was that our Mac classic would say “hello, my name is inigo Montoya, you killed my father, now prepare to die” when it started up.

Wow I am vining with all these stories! We had one of those in our office growing up. When I was 8 I turned on the Mac Classic and left the room to go pour cereal while the computer booted. When I returned, the lamp was on fire (my sister had left a sweater on top of it) and the whole room was engulfed in flames. I…

This exact same thing happened to me 2 months ago! I was wearing socks and they, unlike your leggings, trapped the water on my skin, and I ended up with a 3rd degree burn on my foot. I had to see a doctor and she actually called the cops to come do a welfare check in case there was abuse because they said my story…

Oof this hits close to home. My fertility treatment was canceled this month due to risk of multiples but I just found out I got pregnant anyways from trying before the cancellation. Right now I’m staring down the very real possibility of being pregnant with anywhere from 1-5 embryos, knowing that would be super…

Maybe I’m not up to date but I thought sex was determined by what parts you are born with, gender identity is what you identify as, and sexuality is who you are attracted to. You’re right, unless she died of an STI, her sexuality has nothing to do with how she died. And you can’t just die from hormones (although I…

Yes to this! It’s offensive to sell the necklace in the US, but it’s offensive (and dare I say, imperialist) for westerners to dictate that the rest of the world follow its culture. 

I thought it was an Indian wedding at first...

Respectfully, you’re wrong here. She was charging people $5 to “unlock” a puzzle piece of Huxley’s face during his adoption, had a Gofundme to pay the adoption fees, as well as all the YouTube money. Based on her follower count, she earned between $200-500k/year just from youtube

Same! I was pregnant, then breastfeeding, and then in the pandemic so it’s been 28 months since I wore my old Natori Feathers. Give me all the cheap $20 Target sleep bras!!

Resident Dane here: Iceland only has a few approved names for people to have and the gene pool is pretty slim so yeah, basically you’re right

Ehhh it’s mico. It’s a chain in the DFW area that gets plenty of business. It’s like sniping at Chilis- pretty low rent but we’ve all done it (still mad at you, Chili’s, for the food poisoning in 2009)

Let’s be honest, Tex-mex is only about 5 ingredients served in different ways. You leave out cheese and it’s just ex-mex 

Thanks for helping me clarify! I meant that all businesses were able to reopen but you’re right, there’s still limits to group sizes and whatnot