I had a resident administer mine during back labor. And I'm on the very thin side. That was...fun. I was like, you can see the fucking vertebrae!!

So for those lacking the genes, are we lost causes?

ABC has a medieval musical comedy series

1.) How does one learn to move their ass like that? I would give them all my money.

But I want to hear about this! She sounds like my kind of partying gal.

Oh where shall I start?

I can't remember the words to most nursery rhymes (or just a lyric or two), so Baby Bourbon gets pop, indie, and Christmas carols. "Ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la" is pretty soothing, right?

Or still. So easy to bring a water bottle of gin and cucumber to an outdoor event.

I love everything about this except the shoes. They look like Barbie shoes.

From my local yuppie/hipster mecca's Ivory Tower, hypno-parenting is a new one. What in the actual fuck? You should teach your kids the value of doing x, y, z. Not brainwashing them to do it.

Glad I saw this AFTER my first day back at work...

I'm still confused as to how the parents hosting the sleepover didn't notice only 2 of the 3 girls come back. Also the blood? If the parents are this girl's parents, I'm not surprised they missed the memo on her mental state.

Your grandma is my hero/spirit animal.

I think at Gillette, they can get hammered in the parking lot.

The venues lately have not IDed and have over served when they're supposed to.

+1 for the female bystander making it blatantly clear to witnesses that this was not consensual

The douchecanoe's version apparently.

Did you have back labor? That's how I felt (thankfully I had *just* enough time for an epidural).