Dear. God. Why??????????

When should I expect this to be served?

I have to say Gaga, JGL, and the Muppets sound like perfection.

But what will all the Grinches in Whoville wait in line at Who-Mart on Thanksgiving Day for???

Michelle Cottle = professional troll

This will be my theme song next week.

Yes, my sisters-in-laws got an eyeful helping me pee in my wedding dress. Side note: make sure your mermaid style gown can get hiked up over your hooha.

Thank you for the Downton GIF. I heart me some Branson.

I'll take that green velvet dress, please and thank you.

Did someone tell Elizabeth Banks that she was not allowed to close her lips? Like that would soften the impact of the yet-again-not-for-her coral lip color? From far away (like the very last photo), it looks okay. But the close ups…maybe it's clashing with the pinky red background?

It took me years to figure out how to make girl on top work and then WHAM!. Nearly guaranteed to have multiple orgasms (if I'm in the right mindset, sometimes I'm too tired to put in that much effort). There are a few other positions that'll work for me, but that's the best for a high percentage.

This cat gif is so ridiculously needed for far too many stories.

Always.

I remembered the Greek contingent in my dorm and the people in my art history classes, and I concur.

As an Emory alum:

A.) Nickel?? Really? So many people are allergic to that shit. I can't wear costume jewelry, most watches, certain brands of jeans (the damn button!!!), etc. so I cannot even imagine having a nickel spring in me.

The dinosaurs washing dishes made me squee. Cleanliness AND dinosaurs??? Heart be still.

Anecdata time!