Brilliant graphic choice.

I totally have knee gap. Thanks, bowed legs!

She looks too thin in the final photos with her kids. And her kids will probably be fucked up from her obsession with weight and food.

12: when I started getting my period, 21: when I finally went on the Pill.

Just the headline elicited this reaction:

In high school, I would throw up from the pain and nausea. I felt like death from 12-21 every month. Then I got on the Pill which toned things down. Then after 6 years on the Pill, things seemed to even out. 4 days of bleeding with minimal cramps versus 8-10 days and feeling like death warmed over.

I would squat and rock back and forth in the shower (with the water turned extra hot). That's the only thing besides 3-4 Aleve that would help pre-years on the Pill.

I usually have to take my tampon out because of, um, the explosive nature of things on the back end.

Exactly.

Daddy needs his sleeping pill?????????? EWWWWW.

My 6 week pregnant self is nauseated again...

Tim, here are all the hugs.

I'll happily get paid $18,000 to sleep. That's more than my current part time jobS.

I found my new grocery shopping ensemble.

Being pregnant is NOT helping, either. ALL THE FEELS!

I wondered about the credit card thing, too! Are they using Square now?

I, too, would buy this novelty set of playing cards.

This is another case of Calm the Fuck Down to all the fruit loop, angry, dickish commenters to article in question.

THIS!