Look, if you're going to insult Kentucky at least get your facts straight, we don't make that shit. Blame Tennessee. There is no Kentucky bourbon in this whole tournament which is fucking insane. Four different alcopops and not one bourbon.

It could be worse, though; at least with the balled form of Falafel it's not trying to replace meat in a sandwich like a fucking pretender to the throne.

ELECTRIC WEED MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How To Chose A College Major"

Excerpt from Her II: The "Musical":

Yeah, one of my most-liked status updates was a picture of a giant roach I killed. Imagine my joy when, with a particularly dramatic swell of the music, the roach appeared between pictures of my best friend's wedding and a picture of the San Francisco skyline.

Thank god. My most favorited post consists of this...

No. They're fine. What she should regret is pairing up Harry and Ginny. She was the worst. All the charm of an empty bucket.

Black woman + white man = all the power to them, honey. Any and all color combos are fabulous by me!

The fact that there is any amount of snark and derision towards Jaycee Dugard is FUCKING ASTONISHING considering what site we are on. That little girl was not only raped pretty much daily for the better part of a decade, she was forced to give birth to two children. She was in captivity for 18 years, which is an…