Paul Re is cute! You can dress it up by saying that the "Re" is short for something, like "Reignite" or "Reliable." Paul Re-Liable does have a nice ring to it.

All of these names sound lovely! When I was 17 I worked at an inflatable bouncy playplace warehouse for children (birthday parties and the like) and one of my favorite tasks was entering all of the names from the required waivers into the databases. There was so much variety, and I'd almost be disappointed when people…

I moved away from Austin recently so I have dispatched my friend to be on Romeo Rose lookout. She will not disappoint. I told her that she is a lucky girl to have such a catch living just a block away from her.

He admits somewhere on his website that he "needs to lose a few pounds." UNACCEPTABLE, I SAY. I demand a perfect specimen! My best friend speculates that "I think it's the only outfit he has, like 50 pink shirts and 20 gold chains in his closet, plus a bathroom filled to the brim with teeth whitener." I am also…

Y'all. He is my best friend's neighbor. She sees him on the bus, and he's either wearing this shirt or a pirate shirt and a medallion.

I'm a 19 year old born-and-raised Austinite, though I am now living in North Texas. Being at the capitol yesterday/all night was one of the most inspiring and incredible experiences that I have been a part of. There were thousands and thousands of people chanting and screaming and singing and causing the right kind of…