My god, that is an awful tattoo.

You’re rejecting yourself the opportunity to feel better. Seek the help you believe you need, it’s a reward above all.

Bets on he ends up in Arizona.

The hardest hit was to my eardrums hearing that bible thumper yell about her kids, or something about Hillary’s emails, or whatever.

How I imagine the Giants locker room:

Growing up as a Yankees and Giants fan, consistency was always nice. Yankees always in the playoffs, Giants almost always finding a way to fuck things up (Sorry Eli). This year though, it’s been nothing short of WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. Nobody expected the Yankees to get as far as they did. Nobody expected the “who…

I’d rather have Rex Ryan than Bill Cowher.

practitioners.

NOBODY has taken one for the team... SAD!

Hangover puke.

Well, that’s one way to get rid of a Watkins jersey.

This situation is eerie similar to Plaxico Burress. GET ON THE PHONE, JERRY.

Maurice Jones Drew got fat as fuck. That’s all.

This show is equivalent to seeing an ex in a bar. Part of you still cares and you hate yourself for it.

We, the American people, elected George W. Bush as President of the United States. Twice.