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I hedge energy for my company as part of my job duties and had our VP ask me what the forward curve on electricity will look like when North Korea bombs us. This is our new normal folks! (Side note: North Korea attempts to hack our energy utilities every single day. If they’re going to attack us, I would predict

I’m not positive whether you’re joking, but I once went on 3 dinner dates in one night. It was awful

When was this again? I work for a can manufacturing company. The industry really is consolidating, you’re right. Btw I can’t believe you drank Spaten! I mean you’re in Europe, at least get a Trappist ale

It’s because hunting is a “sport” and you’re hunting “game”. In fact, hunting was the first sport, so logically its accoutrements would be located with other sporting goods. That being said, I think it’s real weird you can buy guns at Walmart.

You are remembering correctly! Not sure why this person won’t let the whole thing go and, more important, why it’s bothering me

What you’ve shown is that Heineken is brewed in NL, not canned. I would know because I work for a company called Crown. We can Heineken across the world. Why are you digging in your heels on this? So weird.

You should let this go. You’re finding random things on the internet that aren’t giving you the whole picture and disputing now two people who work in the industry. I’ve witnessed this beer being canned in two continents outside Europe (btw it’s the Netherlands, not Holland. Calling it Holland is like calling our

That’s... not true. Signed, a person who works in the industry. If I saw the can, I could tell you exactly where it was canned (not bottled) but I’ll tell you it was either in the south, like Georgia, or Midwest, like Ohio.

Ketchup and BBQ sauce are what he should actually be concerned about. After seeing ketchup made, I haven’t gone near that stuff

As crazy as Tracy Anderson is with her diet advice, her workouts actually work. I love doing the bootleg YouTube versions when I’m on business trips and don’t have equipment

This is especially true because he’s foreign. No country would allow a foreign spouse of a queen to outrank her, especially a Frenchie like him

I’ve recently come to the same realization! I’m using a food app that tracks calorie quality, mostly because I’m worried about sodium and calcium intake. Since I started tracking, I have noticed a little bit of weight loss, but wouldn’t admit that to anyone because I feel like it’s not something you can be proud of

This is so much more refreshing than Cup of Jo’s series of upper class white women with creative jobs that don’t support them.

Beautiful?!?! He looks like a British Guy Fieri

As someone who. A thrall you had less than 32As, it was an important scene for me too to realize you could be attractive to men without them.

I feel like Collins is really becoming the big star in all of this. After her hot mic thing, I would totally vote for her if she was in my district.

At least now I have an excuse not to visit my family!

That’s because it was intentional. Way back when it was gerrymandered, the state democrats protested by slightly altering the shape til it looked like a penis. This is actually true and became the subject of controversy for a while there

Jealous of your resolve! My company just ended the “investigation” into a senior colleague who says stuff like “I wish more women had traditional gender values,” “I wouldn’t send you to X but would send your male colleague because women can’t handle it,” and “Mexicans just don’t work hard like Americans.” He no longer

My admin just screamed: “the juice is loose, hide your wives and your knives!”