Sperm donor. I have a source. It was not a surprise, but planned

The leather street shoe is amazing. And their purses.

I have bad genes for teeth too. Your dentist can apply a varnish yearly, it costs $35 without insurance. I highly recommend it to prevent future problems, like the 10 cavities I’ve had despite glossing and brushing twice daily and wearing a night guard

Ha! Glad we’re on the same page :)

This is different as you are still getting fluoride. The fluoride deniers are the problem

Bless you

The water contains fluoride in most municipalities and it’s because of a public health initiative to improve oral health, akin to adding iodine to table salt. This does not negate using fluoride in your toothpaste. But let me know how your Tom’s toothpaste and oil pulling turned out in 20 years

It gets sweeter! When they had their twin girls after 6 miscarriages, he walked out of the delivery room in tears, saying “I’m just so happy to be here for something good for once.” Big, burly football player, nicest guy you could meet.

Not to use your spoon to roll up the noodles. We were Irish catholic, we grew up on casseroles. Pretty sure there was ketchup on the spaghetti

I went three times. Sophomore year, my senior date didn’t even bother cleaning his car and I remember picking up dirty white tighties from the seat so I could sit down in my gorgeous Milly dress my sister bought me. Junior year, my date was from a different school and I was mortified when he did the whole Thriller…

I’m glad you said it. The bear pictured would kill a human but also doesn’t live in Colorado.

Which is disgusting, costs $17 at Target, and has a super thick bottle. If that hit someone, it would hurt like hell

Dude you gotta stop having sex with sailors if they stick around inside you too long

My single friends tell me the youths tend to demand a new beau show proof of testing before the condom is forgone. These post-millenials are shaking up to be a lot smarter than we were at their age

I’m surprised by all the judgment in the comments about people who choose invasive procedures. If someone accepts the risks, can afford it, and is doing it for themselves, who cares? I remember when I got my implants, a “friend” called the whole group concerned about my mental health. I’d planned to get them for 10…

Yeah the year Telluride Bluegrass booked Janelle Monae (great artist, definitely not bluegrass), I knew I was over music festivals. They have no identity now!

I used to have a coworker in Gillette, WY (coal capital of the world) who used seasonal clip art. She also wore sunglasses inside because she claimed fluorescent lights gave her migraines and wore fingerless gloves to keep her hands warm. She was awful

The Texas AG used to use Comic Sans in fax cover letters, which makes so much sense based on your article

I hate getting forwarded or cc’ed on a thread that pre-contains a background and then become guilty by association because everyone responding to the original email now automatically has the background. Does that make sense? They make me so angry I can’t properly verbalize.

Himself!