He went on an absolute rampage on Twitter when he found out Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson.

And didn’t he want to marry Camilla in the first place but was pressured into marrying Diana by both families? Neither of them handled the situation particularly well, but it seems like they were both equal parts victim and to blame in how badly it turned out.

We don’t know if Mulaney has ever been murdered or kidnapped,

Fuck Richard Spencer and the panzer he goose-stepped in on.

Word.

If you’re going to have a shower, a registry is honestly a good idea. Otherwise you get ten thousand fancy booties and dry-clean-only baby dresses.

i like her moral compass and her noods.

Not regardless youre trying to cast doubt on what she aacomplished today. Curious did you ask this about the miracle on the Hudson? Obviously not or youd already have your answer so I wonder what is different about those two pulots that makes you doubt her?

Truer words were never spoken.

I have a reason to share this now.

I really f*ckin hate 45, but considering the ridiculous property tax levy that just went in to fund Washington schools with Amazon is fucking HQ’ed here and we dont have a corporate tax rate or freaking income tax I found a little bit of joy in their stocks dropping yesterday. Amazon has done a lot of good for the…

Who posted the best post ever, Flash? Hmmmm? THAT’S RIGHT!

I buy them frozen in the store and make chili cheese fries with Steak & Shake Chili. I may be a monster.

Bannon looks like he’s the undercard in a “Bumfights” video.

I’m sorry, this made me laugh. I hope your sister is okay though in all sincerity.

It’s exactly the cheesy bullshit married men who are trying to creep say.

Bible Thumper.

Cat because there’s not a goddamned thing I could do to stop her.

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